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Sarahfin
First of, I want to acknowledge that this article is not my work. It was forwarde... more
Sarahfin Mar 25
CaptainPFB Admin
Have you ever gone to the house of a Filipino as a guest, and like you're having dinn... more
forawhilesir
I'm starting to wonder if there's some foreigner running a T-shirt company in this he... more
MingMing
As if drugs are the real problem. The real problem is that no one knows what the real... more
MingMing Mar 23
MingMing
I came here a while ago and got married to a Filipina. I did it far too soon and she ... more
MingMing Mar 23
RedHorse
I was going to write a blog on this last week but due to my own mistakes, it did not ... more
RedHorse Mar 19
CaptainPFB Admin
So when I decided to put this site back up, after several attacks and hacks on the ol... more
RedHorse
Okay, in my last blog I gave a general idea of what has happened to me and my dealing... more
RedHorse Mar 19

Old PFB Archives

CaptainPFB Admin
Original post date: February 24, 2015 I’m one of those guys who wor... more
CaptainPFB Admin
Original post date: April 23, 2013 Why is it when you talk to a nat... more
CaptainPFB Admin
Original post date: April 23, 2013 Well, it's Philippines election ... more
FHPS
A young foreign visitor went into a large Cebu Hospital and came out w... more
FHPS Mar 25
CaptainPFB Admin
A Facebook post I recently read: Pinoy mentality = crab mentali... more
Mike
Original post date: May 29, 2016 Ok, so I have not been on for a fe... more
Mike Mar 25
CaptainPFB Admin
Original post date: May 29, 2016 I don’t know about you but I am ge... more
snakebitbytheflips
Original post date: January 29, 2015 Please read the following stor... more

Forum Topics

Mike
Ironic huh? Here's good ol Travis whos videos tell what a paradise... More
Mike Yesterday, 12:01PM
MingMing
I work with WP and like it. I just haven't any clue how to... More
MingMing Mar 25
RedHorse
Not sure if this is an easy fix but I wrote a blog draft and saved... More
RedHorse Mar 25
CaptainPFB Admin
I can certainly put it in the sidebar so it's visible on all pages.... More
FHPS
he would have bought them all booze and there wree 15 in the... More
FHPS Mar 18
CaptainPFB Admin
Also, if something that is required is not filled in, when you... More
Mike
It's like MacArthur Blvd between VC and the boardwalk in Manila... More
Mike Mar 9
FHPS
my friends said similar... it must be you. me: ok .. i said... More
FHPS Mar 9

Welcome To Your Relief from Filipino Stupidity

Welcome to the new Philippines Fail Blog, which is now a full featured social network for current and former expats in Philippines.



Have you silently wondered "what the hell is wrong with these people?" You understand it's a different culture. You know you're a nice person, and you like to get along with people. You're a tolerant person. But you can't help but wonder why everything is so ass-backwards here.

You've come to the point of thinking, MY GOD, HOW COULD SO MANY PEOPLE BE SO UNBELIEVABLY STUPID?" Why is there so much hassle and failure? Why don't these people know the first thing about customer service? Why do I as a customer feel like I'm supposed to serve them? With so many daily frustrations, do you feel like you want to explode sometimes? Chances are you found this site doing a search of Filipino stupidity.

Well you're not alone! Philippine Fail Blog is here for you to vent your frustrations, talk with other like minded expats in Philippines, and discuss how to better deal with the sad, sorry situation here, so you can live more happily.

  • Write and publish your own blog posts

  • Join in or start forum discussions

  • Share your experiences of mind boggling Filipino stupidity and ignorance

  • Create meme's

  • Share photos and videos

  • Create or join groups

  • Have a laugh or two


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  • Mike
    Mike commented on Balancinghead's status
    LOL! Yeah, and the Peso-Dollar Rate is steadily rising.

    https://www.facebook.com/...sts/1886745211615060
    https://dutertemedia.wordpress.com/2016/08/29/philippines-will-become-first-world-country-after-1-year-under-president-duterte-administration/comment-page...
    Mike
    57 minutes ago
    Philippines a first world nation in one year under duterte? He better hurry then, he has 3 months left.
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  • Arcane
    Arcane liked Balancinghead's status
    "Rich Don't Sell Drugs"

    Tell that to Pablo Escobar & Tony Montana.

    http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/...-if-you-die-im-sorry
    Yesterday, 11:33PM
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  • Sarahfin
    Sarahfin and Denmark2 are now friends
  • Mike
    Mike commented on CaptainPFB's blog post
    Backups and Security
    So when I decided to put this site back up, after several attacks and hacks on the old site, I knew I didn't want Wordpress platform anymore. That's w...
    CaptainPFB Admin
    Mar 25
    Amen brotha's and sistah's!
    schindle
    Yesterday, 08:04PM
    so glad this site is back. Best entertainment on the net.
    Mike
    Yesterday, 08:36PM
    It's more fun pissing off filipinos.
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  • Sarahfin
    Sarahfin commented on Attila's video
    The true face of sex tourism.
    This is Thailand but it's the same in the Philippines. 
    Attila
    Yesterday, 12:39PM
    Having sex with a virgin is definitely not the white men's forte. That's an Asian fixation.
    Mike
    Yesterday, 02:25PM
    Attila, I have told Sarah several times that I am saving my virginity for when she proposes to me. LOL. But serious, notice the sign in detail? Written in a philippine dialect and the advertiser has a religious name. What, are they making more Virgin Marys?Attila, I have told Sarah several times that I am saving my virginity for when she proposes to me. LOL. But serious, notice the sign in detail? Written in a philippine dialect and the advertiser has a...See more
    Sarahfin
    Yesterday, 07:55PM
    Here is the translation. In Tagalog, the words rhyme. Not when translated in English .

    Avoid prolapse, husband will be happy. Fix the 'entry'.

    Vagina repair, painless and satisfaction (painless??? since when did being cut down there had become painless??? They forget that Anaesthetics do wear off! Besides, looking at that grotty sign, would you really allow those Flips to come near you with a scalpel?? Just read FHPS' "Welcome To The Philippine Houses Of Horror" article!).

    By the way, Vaginal prolapse is a common condition where the bladder, uterus and or bowel protrudes into the vagina. Many reasons why prolapse occur. Filipinos has a weird, superstitious beliefs about prolapse, but I'll have to ask aunt first.
    Here is the translation. In Tagalog, the words rhyme. Not when translated in English .

    Avoid prolapse, husband will be happy. Fix the 'entry'.

    Vagina repair, painless an...See more
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  • Sarahfin
    Sarahfin commented on Denmark2's photo
    CaptainPFB Admin
    Feb 26
    And they wonder why so many injuries and deaths in Philippines are caused by electrocution. And they don't learn, they don't educate, and ignorance abounds.
    Denmark2
    Feb 26
    This photo was taken in Orion. The "Handyman" who did it was an old man - kind of "Electrician For Hire", but true a Jack Of All trades, because, as goes for Philippines, no education, no training, yet they still call themself the best in Asia,,,,!!!!This photo was taken in Orion. The "Handyman" who did it was an old man - kind of "Electrician For Hire", but true a Jack Of All trades, because, as goes for Philippines, no educat...See more
    Sarahfin
    Yesterday, 07:49PM
    Check my comment about Meralco. A gift from the Americans, plundered and squandered by Flips because they belied they were ready to run a country.
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  • Sarahfin
    Sarahfin commented on their blog post
    Enmeshed Families


    First of, I want to acknowledge that this article is not my work. It was forwarded to me by a former member from the old PFB. I kept it since it i...
    Attila
    Yesterday, 01:01PM
    Sarah, I love the accompanying photo. Could you upload the full resolution version in the Photo album? Thanks.
    Denmark2
    Yesterday, 07:12PM
    Brilliant article. Spot on truth. In 2014 I met a smart (yes) young girl in Orion (Bataan). Well educated, high communicative skills, brain able to figure out logic in daily life, a pleasure to spend time with. Then came the day to visit mom and dad..... disaster from the first word coming out from their mouth. Demanding their girl to bow for her father, using profane language, smell of alcohol, turning the daughter into a scared mouse, avoiding eye contact, ending in a violent attack from a drunk brother. The reason...? The girl refused to ask me for money. Sad to say, the girl ended her own life 9 month ago. I just hate those families.Brilliant article. Spot on truth. In 2014 I met a smart (yes) young girl in Orion (Bataan). Well educated, high communicative skills, brain able to figure out logic in daily life, a pleasure to spend ...See more
    Sarahfin
    Yesterday, 07:46PM
    Attila, done! check my album. Den,what happened to your late GF was so sad. What can you do in a country that values roosters more than their children?
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  • Sarahfin
    Sarahfin uploaded 1 new photo to Filipino culture album
    The Filipino family's beast of burden
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    Balancinghead New Uvideo Comment:Hypocrite Duterte
    Hypocrite Duterte

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