So yesterday my wife, son and I pile into a taxi and trot off to the local Gaisano to pick up a few things and hit the atm for a withdrawal. So there I stand in line, 2 atms and 2 lines, pretty simple huh? In front of me there is a pinoy at the machine and and pinay waiting ahead of me, don’t forget the line for the other atm to my right. So what happens is the pinay in front of me left as tired of waiting and before I could even step forward a pinay jumps out of the line to the right and cuts in front of me. She moved so fast she would make Carl Lewis look slow. Now my wife is standing beside me but says nothing to this bitch so well you all know what’s going to happen.
I start to speak up asking what gives her the right be be fucking rude and cut the line. Now my wife has seen this before and knows what to expect from me when this happens and starts doing the hidden tapping they do to tell you to shut up and just take it. WRONG PERSON!! So on I go about how fucking rude and ill mannered filipinos are and even calling them fucking retarded assholes. So this goes on for about 5 minutes and all I get out of this bitch is a look from the corner of her eye a few times. Yes I said what I thought and did use the colorful words of description. Yes she knew I was talking about and to her but simply stood there like she was the only one around.
So after my withdraw we head to Jollibee to feed the hungry crew when my son says he has to pee. So We get up and go looking the the infamous Jollibee cr only to be told they do not have one. “No cr in a restaurant? You gotta be fucking kidding me” I told the pinoys around me then I could not resist, looked at my son and said in a loud voice ” No cr here. Let’s go find you a wall to piss on”. So we get down to the mall cr and in we go. I must say as far as shitters go in this country, this one was pretty good. In the male cr there are pinoys squirting the porcelain and son walks up to the kiddie pisser and whips it out. Told my son to be sure to piss in the pisser and not on the wall like pinoys have the habit of doing. More looks from the pinoys but not a word out of them. Truth hurts I guess. I could almost hear them thinking as they stood at the pissers,”If I move my pecker that way just a little, I can piss on the wall”! As you all have seen I too can practice rudeness too.
So on with the story and you will see the point at the end. Sometimes I joke with the pinays at the stores or our workers. One of those jokes is that I just converted to islam and can have more than one wife, when do we get married? Well my wife knows this one and tells them in the dialect that i am joking with them. But what happens after she tells them it’s a joke? They run off and tell their families that we’re getting married! Now here is the point or question of this post. Why is it when you joke they take it serious? They are very easily insulted or offended by purely innocent comments or questions and speak up to you about it. BUT like the woman at the atm when they are directly insulted, called names and such they just fucking stand there? And yes her pinoy was with her.Published in