All Aboard The Stupid Train! (oh, and I’m back)

Maybe you remember me….maybe you don’t.  For those who do, then you’re probably wondering where the hell I’ve been.  Maybe you aren’t.  But I’m gonna throw out the same explanation anyways.  

I took a karma break.

Yep!  I convinced myself that I needed to focus on being positive so that more positive things would come my way.  No more saying mean ole things about Filipinos seemed like a good place to start.  It wasn’t.  In fact, things got worse, even.

At first, I thought they were.  I got out of Manila into a quiet place with green grass and a lot less noise.  I was able to go outside more…enjoy life more.  I even got a German Shepherd puppy.  I thought to myself “Penance, old boy…it’s going to get better now.”

But the quiet place suddenly started getting Manila style traffic every day.  I’ve come to realize as well that Filipinos are in love with having the loudest mufflers they can find, and think it’s fun to rev the engine at 3am as they speed past houses.  And the german shepherd puppy?  Turned out to be a stray that the sellers used hair dye to disguise.  So now I have traffic, noise, and a stray dog as a pet.  I can live with that.  But then it gets worse.

The Cult of Dutertards.

As we all know, Duterte happened.  We, as intelligent creatures from what must now seem like another dimension, tried to warn them.  We really did.  We used logic and reasoning.  That didn’t work.  We yelled at them and told them how stupid they’re being.  That only made them tingle in their special place.  We tried to find out where they’re handing out the cups of grape kool-aid, but we failed to find it.  In our reports back to civilization, we must inform the rest of the world that we failed.  There is no saving the Filipino.  It’s time to scrub the whole operation.

The Filipino mind, while baffling to us, is still relatively simple.  It consists of one part “Uhhh…..what?”, two parts “Sorry po!”, and the remaining parts being divided equally among “Give us money!  We’re poor!” and “Give us money, you’re rich and can afford it!” and “Give us money because it’s everyone else’s fault!”  While normally this can be ignored, much the same way that Jane Goodall ignored apes and monkeys throwing poo at each other, it takes it to a whole new level when it enters your own home.

Welcome To Hell In The Home

I’m sure I’m not alone here.  We leave our comfy comfort zones to travel all the way across the world to be with that “special someone”.  We deal with the usual laundry list of issues of money to lazy family members, the sudden rash of emergency family medical issues that seem to happen as soon as you move here.  We deal with the bad customer service, the garbage, the unsanitary conditions and bad food because we convince ourselves that at least we have that one special someone and a lot of cheap alcohol to make it all blur away.  And then, one day, you find out that your special someone is a Dutertard cultist, and your whole life changes.

Suddenly, you can’t talk about the obvious anymore, such as why all of these people are dying.  You can’t question why the first of three steps towards martial law has happened, and now they’re pushing for phase 2.  You can’t ask why everyone was so against the tens of thousands killed and tortured during the last round with martial law, yet now everyone wants it all over again.  Nope.  You can’t talk about those things because she blows up at you, saying that if you don’t support all of these extrajudicial killings, you must support the drug lords.  You hear her say that, even if her own children are falsely accused and killed, it’s for the greater good.  You hear her say every excuse in the world why, no matter how much the child in charge fucks up, he can do no wrong because everyone else just doesn’t understand the plight of the Filipino.

It’s in this moment…this one, shiny turd of a moment that you realized the hard, horrible truth:

“You married a Filipino, you fucking idiot.”

Published in Filipino Stupidity


  1. Profile gravatar of Captain PFB
    Captain PFB


    I say nothing outside of my own home. NOTHING about the sheer idiocy of it all. Philippines was a fucking mess of dumbfuckery before Dirtyturd rose to power, and as it is and always has been, the people of the Philippines just continue to out-dumbfuck themselves. There is no end to it. There is no bottom. Their propensity for stupidity is a bottomless pit, and it’s like they strive to continue to see how low they can descend into it.

    It truly never ceases to boggle my fucking mind.

    1. Profile gravatar of Angeleyes

      It is true that they continue to out-dumbfuck themselves and just as I am thinking “surly they can’t go deeper” they do. Something I am having great difficulty understanding is why they voted in Duturte when he has admitted to killing people. The reason I ask is because imagine if in America, Australia, Europe if someone was running for President or Prime Minister, if they admitted to killing 3 people in the last 3 months they would be leaving the studio in cuffs and spending the rest of their lives in jail. Imagine if Trump or Hillary admitted to murdering 3 people in the last 3 months, their campaigns would be over in a heartbeat. Here in the Philippines, rather than arrest him they fucking VOTED HIM IN. How the fuck does that work? To understand I have tried to find other countries as an example but have found none. These people are truly one of a kind, there are no other examples in the world of such dumbfuckery. By voting him in Pinoys are telling us they are the most stupid people in the whole wide world. Watch this 22 second video and tell me what country would not arrest this man on the spot, let alone vote him as President because I can not find any examples of another country that would. Something is disturbingly wrong with the Pinoy mind. To think we have had members here telling us Duturte will make the Phils a first world country in 5 years. I just dont get these people.

      1. Profile gravatar of Mike

        You think it’s bad that they elected him president after admitting to 3 murders? No, they proved their stupidity and dumbfuckery after he said he would kill thousands more if elected president.

          1. Profile gravatar of BLX2

            Ya know, I am starting to think he was the right choice for that reason.

        1. Profile gravatar of 30-30

          i plugged my laptop in and it started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          well.. they voted in manny paquia,,, grace poe and roxas were running,,,, even though they had no experience…..
          after the screwup over yolanda,,, why would they even think of letting roxas run for president????

  2. Profile gravatar of Phil Doh
    Phil Doh

    All the stupidity that’s been documented on here for years has now reached the international stage, and the morbid bastard in me is enjoying every single fucking moment of it. It’s like the best soap opera ever. You know something ridiculous is coming just around the corner and you can’t wait to see what it is.

    Take the latest. After all of dirturdy’s threats on killings and protecting murderous cops (all documented, easy to find online) this dipshit pinoy envoy tells the UN his dear leader never said such things.

  3. Profile gravatar of Don Papa
    Don Papa

    “You married a Filipino, you fucking idiot.”
    finally someone comes to his senses.
    yet still so many (probably 60’s up) gets hook.
    don’t marry a Filipino, you’ll get
    more problems than solutions…..

    1. Profile gravatar of Angeleyes

      “more problems than solutions” Aint that the truth. A mate of mine was dating a Pinay in Manila just recently and has let her go. I asked him why as he seemed pretty keen on her. His reply “just problem after problem after problem”. She was good at first then came the old need money for this need money for that. Made me really laugh as I could so relate to it. Luckily he woke up to it before I did. Lucky bastard.