War story No. 1
I met this Canuck who owned property in Cebu. Well he owned a house that had a view of the ocena. There is a law there that says you can not build a house between the sea and 300 meters from the sea.
Mayor starts to build house in front of the silly Canuck’s house. Silly Canuck goes to city hall and complains, Of course , nobody is listening.
Mayor and body gaurds go to Canuck’s house and start shooting the place up. BUT there was a kano there and he video tapes all the bullets flying by. The silly canuck was not there.
Kano sends video to Canada Embassy, who forwards it onto President Aqauino, who fones the mayor and tells him not to shoot at houses anymore
Mayor finishes building the house.