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Philippines Elections - How To NOT Get My Vote

Mar 25 | By CaptainPFB
Original post date: April 23, 2013

Well, it's Philippines election and campaign season again, and you know what that means? Time for the Filipino candidates to show just how fucking stupid, ignorant, and discourteous they can be. If you don't want MY vote, just keep doing the same stupid, ignorant, discourteous shit you normally do to try to get votes.

It's time to wallpaper the city with their cheesy, dishonest, corrupt faces.

It's time to ignore the campaign and election laws and start random, unnecessary construction and road repair projects on roads that don't need it because they are main roads most traveled, and ignore the "roads less traveled" that are full of holes and crumbling. Because you want that sign you put up that says "Project of Senator Bong Bong Do Wrong" to be seen by as many dumb flips as possible. Also, with the corrupt kickbacks, they generate campaign funds.

I would think you would want to take a little drive around and see which roads actually need fixing, and get your suck-up contractor buddy to overprice it. At least it would be actually fixing something that needs fixing. But NOPE! They just tear up a perfectly fine road that was resurfaced a year or so ago.

The level of sheer stupidity is mind-boggling!

But then again, when has fixing things ever been of any concern to the Filipino? That's why shit never gets fixed. That's why progress doesn't happen here. They want the title, but don't want to perform the duties of that title. It's all about personal gain. Not about serving the community that elected them. Serving the people is something they cannot comprehend.

It's also time to kill anyone who stands in your way of forcing an election to go your way.


It's about 5:40am and I'm sitting outside watching the sunrise as I do most mornings. The sun isn't quite risen yet, and there is this idiotic motor billboard vehicle plastered with some candidate's butt-ugly grinning mugshot driving around with 40 year old raspy bullhorns blaring out some idiotic campaign jingle recorded by mindless followers who can't fucking sing. Bullhorns at full volume before sunrise, waking both the dead and sleeping.

You can't even understand what the fuck is blaring from those relic bullhorns, because they have the volume so fucking high it's just a distorted racket. It sounds like the most annoying sound you could imagine. Completely garbled, totally unrecognizable noise, sorta like what's going on inside the Filipino brain 24/7. Maybe they just have wires from the bullhorn hooked up to the driver's brain, amplifying the jumbled and random non-thoughts and white noise.

So what makes the Filipino candidate think that he'll get votes if he sends out the mobile bullhorn buffoonery squad at the crack of dawn? Maybe they think it needs to be so loud to overpower the static white noise filling the minds of the sleeping. I really don't know.

One thing is for sure, it's NOT the way to get MY vote (if I could vote). If you can't even show a little respect and common fucking courtesy for the sleeping early in the morning, why should I believe you will respect and concern yourself with the more important things for which you are asking to be elected to handle????

Why do they think if they plaster their cheesy mugshot all over the city, that they'll get votes? It's like a competition of 4th graders.

Elections are just run to give the APPEARANCE of a democratic process. Just like laws are written to give the APPEARANCE of order. Just like lane lines are painted on the roads to give the APPEARANCE of order. Yet all are completely ignored.

Philippines is 100 million child-like people pretending to play society.They are just trying to mimic what they see other societies doing, but fail miserably at it. They try to make themselves look good outwardly (still failing miserably at that too), while knowing nothing about how democracy works.




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CaptainPFB Admin
Mar 25
Anyone with a fucking brain would realize that sleeping people are not receptive to much. One would think that you want to be heard when the people are awake and alert. Idiots.
Mike
Mar 25
But they do think it is ok. What gets me is they never run on issues but instead play music, Carpenters seem to be very popular. "Hey Juan, who you voting for?" "Dong, I'm voting for Dilido because he played the Carpenters "Close to you". Who you voting for Dong?" "Juan, I'm voting for Reacharound. He played Dire Straits because he played "Money for Nothing."But they do think it is ok. What gets me is they never run on issues but instead play music, Carpenters seem to be very popular. "Hey Juan, who you voting for?" "Dong, I'm voting for Di...See more
CaptainPFB Admin
Mar 25
Simple idiots.
Mike
Mar 25
Capt, How can you say that about the people who designed the moon buggy and invented the fluorescent light bulb? A people who have the safest city (Davao) on Earth, people who have the richest nation on Earth. A country which supplies 60% of ALL the nurses in the ENTIRE USA and that NASA gave the title "Best President in the Universe" to philippine president duterte.Capt, How can you say that about the people who designed the moon buggy and invented the fluorescent light bulb? A people who have the safest city (Davao) on Earth, people who have the richest nation ...See more
Mike
Mar 25
Capt, I'm expanding my pissing off business. Now instead of just pissing off filipinos and people like Mindanao Bob I also piss off communist Koreans.
Mike
Mar 25
Business is good.
CaptainPFB Admin
Mar 25
LOL!!
Sarahfin
Mar 25
How would you like to get woken up with a brass band at 5am??? Yep, we did! It was fiesta month when we were in the province. Poor Dad jumped out of bed. He thought he was having a nightmare!
CaptainPFB Admin
Mar 25
oh gawd, and I get what I call "The March of the Morons" at 4:30am on a Sunday morning. That group of religious idiots wearing white robes, banging out this mundane beat "PA DUMP .. PA DUMP .. PA DUMP DUMP DUMP .. PA DUMP .. PA DUMP .. PA DUMP DUMP DUMP" with idiots holding candles and carrying the little caped chuckie doll thing.oh gawd, and I get what I call "The March of the Morons" at 4:30am on a Sunday morning. That group of religious idiots wearing white robes, banging out this mundane beat "PA DUMP .. PA ...See more
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Mar 25
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