Hey members, my apologies for the absence from this blog since I started. I’ve just been so fed up with these ignorant, delusional, disrespectful, feeble-minded retards that I have done everything possible isolate myself as much as possible from being reminded of anything Philippine related, even if that means reading and talking about them, but I have recently came to realization of how impossible that is since I am surrounded by the stupidity here on a daily basis. Especially since I go to school with them, that is pretty hard to avoid. Well I am not as upset with society as I was the past 6 weeks. I was so disgusted with the people here even one of my classmates noticed the angry expression on my face while I was being addressed a stupid illogical question. He asked me if I hate filipinos. I told him, “I don’t hate Filipinos, I just hate extremely stupid people.” Well, as you readers know, there are a lot of those here in Philippines, so that can technically mean that I hate them, but if they were smart (which is very unlikely), I wouldn’t have any quarrel with them. I admit that stupid people are everywhere, but filipino stupidity seems to not only effect the individual, but everyone around them, including myself. Here is one example of how filipino stupidity has effected me last week.
I ask a taxi dispatcher to find a taxi driver to take me to a Tae-Kwon-Do shop (bcuz I need sparring gear). He found one who said he knew exactly where to find it. Turns out he took me too a surplus store that is no larger than the average street vender, they only sold junk and poorly alteration services. So he started driving around asking for directions and had no luck, so decided to drop me off at the closest mall and ended up paying a 300+ php taxi fare for nothing. WTF was that all about!!! The next day, I did the smart thing and googled it and found it on my own.
Throughout my stay here in Philippines, I have developed a few fears of this idiotic place of corruption. I am not easily frightened by anything, but these are some of the obstacles I try to avoid to keep my mind at peace.
1. AVOID BAREFOOT CHILDREN!!!! It’s very common that every time I come across one of these little critters, they ALWAYS want to beg you for money. I have a habit of being a philanthropist and I like giving from the heart, but if you do it once, they start expecting you to do it every time. One of those little fuckers pulled on my arm because I didn’t give them any coins ONE time out of the many times I do, which are the fuckers I pass by almost everyday on my way to the HyperMarket.
2. Never ask ‘WHY’ or ‘WHERE!!!’ Yes, I have even developed a fear of asking these idiots a question, because I rarely get a direct or logical response, especially when asking a ‘Where’ question. If I ask ‘Where’ they would either point somewhere out in the distance, or say ‘Over there sirrr.’ If I asked any American or any other smart foreigner for directions. I would actually get a real response like,”Proceed 1 mile down the road, turn right at the 2nd stop light, and it’s the 5th building on your left” or something like that. You will never hear that from a stupid-ass filipino!
3. SSSSIIIIIIRRRRRR!!!!!! Whenever I hear one of these fuckers say “siiirrrr.” The first thing I do is walk faster to avoid them or tell them to fuck off, because I know that the very next thing they have to say after that is completely fucking stupid.
3B. SM or HyperMarket Employess. Yes, instead of making this number 4, I made it number 3B, because this one ties into the same category as number 3. Why is it that for some stupid fucking reason whenever I shop at these places, I get the worst customer service ever!!!? I am simply entering the store, and I swear every time I pass by these worthless employees, they never-EVER offer assistance! Instead I would get, “Sir Socks!?” or “Sir Shoes?” or “Siiiirrrr Pants?” It’s like they think I’m fucking blind! I see the socks, so why even say that? If I wanted socks I would simply pick them up. Not ONE FUCKING TIME has any one of them said to me,”Good day sir, may I help you find something?” I promise that on my grave no one has ever said that to me here. Saying “Siiirrr” and mentioning the item you are standing 2 feet away from isn’t helping at all unless you are blind and can’t see the fucking merchandise they are standing right next to!!! (I honestly did tell a few of these idiots to fuck off as soon at they said, “Siiirrr.”)
4. Navigating. Enough said here. No decent sidewalks to walk on, crosswalks are just as dangerous as Jaywalking. I said ‘Navigating’ because that includes driving too. I have alot of respect for you foreigners who are brave enough to drive here…. Good luck. In summary, Walking is dangerous, and driving is dangerous.
There is more, but I don’t wanna explain all my thoughts into one thread. I will let this segment of my outrage sink in for a bit then start on a new thread later. Once again, sorry for the absence, and I do have more stories to tell.Published in