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Top 10 Most Stupid Things About Philippines

Feb 20 | By CaptainPFB | Views: 1884 | Comments: 22

This list of the most stupid things in Philippines can virtually go on forever. But it's close to my bedtime, so I'll just list my 

top 10 that I can think of off the top of my head. Enjoy. 


 

1. SM Mall security checks. The pseudo-frisk at the waist line and dip of their stick in your bag.

 

2. PLDT, enough said.

 

3. Water pressure

 

4. Power lines and posts


5. Customer service of any kind 

 

6. Honouring warranties (or rather, NOT) 

 

7. Filipino drivers, enough said again.

 

8. Serving of food at restaurants: Main courses served before appetisers, asking to order dessert before you've even been served your main course, only 1 or 2 ice cubes in your beverage, or glass with ice and ice is half melted, dishes come out one at a time and randomly over the course of your stay instead of all at once like the rest of the world. 


 

9. Getting your Filipino employee to actually do the job he was hired to do.

 

10. Traffic officers standing in the middle of a straight highway, not at any intersection, waving cars in the only possible direction they can possibly go anyway. But 200 meters away there's an intersection that is all fucked up and uncontrolled.

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Backintherealworld
Mar 24
So I got the lowdown on my PLDT account. Apparently I owe 2 months service plus 3 months for the disconnection. All because the asshole I spoke to on the phone just said "yes ma'am" when I told him to cancel the account, without asking any further questions. It's impossible to contact PLDT from here, this has all been relayed by my former landlady.So I got the lowdown on my PLDT account. Apparently I owe 2 months service plus 3 months for the disconnection. All because the asshole I spoke to on the phone just said "yes ma'am" when I t...See more
Mike
Mar 24
CDO, are you saying you can use the kitchen tap to inflate a flat tire on your car?
Mike
Mar 24
@Back, just tell them what they tell us "It's not my problem", "I'll pay you next salary", "it's not my fault". Take your pick, all are very popular as you well know.
Mike
Mar 24
@Back, well if it was me and I was there I would just give them the classic "Fuck off asshole" and forget about it. What are they going to do? You don't plan on coming back and not like they can sue you in small claims court. Just words of wisdom.@Back, well if it was me and I was there I would just give them the classic "Fuck off asshole" and forget about it. What are they going to do? You don't plan on coming back and not like they...See more
Denmark2
Mar 27
My German friend in Balanga just send me this; "I've was framed into getting a Robinsons Reward Card 2 years ago - and using it this Friday, found out it will expire 4th April 2017" "I earn 1 point (1 peso) per 400 peso spend" "It cost 100 peso to renew every second year" "! have 117 point standing - so I'll get the card for FREE" "Hurray; what a stupid Reward System"My German friend in Balanga just send me this; "I've was framed into getting a Robinsons Reward Card 2 years ago - and using it this Friday, found out it will expire 4th April 2017" "I ...See more
cdo
Mar 27
@Mike yup, there is more air pressure than water.
that is also one reason flips keeps leaving the faucet open that when the water returns, it floods the whole house.
cdo
Mar 27
there are these PWD/senior citizen ID's where we can avail discounts from meds to foods/etc. some still require you to have authorized letter to get food discounts.
Goldilocks requires that pwd/senior citizen MUST be present in their establishment. i reasoned that they are seniors/with disability in the first place and obviously are incapable of being mobile. 5 second Blank stare...then reasoned its management's order.
there are these PWD/senior citizen ID's where we can avail discounts from meds to foods/etc. some still require you to have authorized letter to get food discounts.
Goldilocks requires that pwd...See more
Mike
Mar 27
Hummmm, I do have a VA issued service connected disabled ID.
Sonny
Apr 2
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A GOOD READ...THE “SHOE MAN (SM)” HENRY SY
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In wondering...

I wonder if the hopefully famous "Shoe Man (SM)" Henry Sy Sr. has ever learned how to learn in the first twenty hours than what he hasn't learned during his first 20 kilogram (1kg = 2.2lbs) of fat gain? He believes that power food for the brain is connected to his getting himself really, really fat. Chubby, if your kind and hoping for cute. You know the bordering glutton body type that he has brought himself to, don't you? Maybe he thinks that food goes straight to his brain, thus, all the hording like eating of fatty foods day in and day out. I urge you to read on and see if a country's intelligence directly corresponds to certain beliefs one may have.

In his trying...

His most profound advice in succeeding in life is to have a "good credit standing". Not much compared to the intimately much, much more numerous profound things that Steve Jobs has mentioned during his brief lifetime compared to the "Shoe Man's" much longer life span. Actually, his belief is to plain and meaningless if you ask me. Wouldn't a good credit standing be an automatically part of building a good reputation as a person, not to mention as a businessman?

In his being open...

He is openly double bodied, but not gay. So maybe it does or doesn't help. I frankly don"t know the answer to this. Although I can't openly say that I personally think that his physical appearance resembles that of an adult pig in the end of its life cycle, with all the sagging of the skin that accompanies a very hugely over weighted body and which is very evident in his pictures on the web. I don't encourage you to Google his name and see this truth for yourself. As this would not be a good thing for me to imply on my part as I am at this time of writing still a Filipino. Who hopes the word "still" does work its magic though in the future.

Furthermore...

He isn't one to hold a grudge. He just repeatedly encourages the story telling of why there isn't a Mercury Drug store, Top Filipino Pharmacy chain in any of his "Shoe Mart (SM)" malls over and over like a broken record player. I didn't even bother watching the Youtube video about this as I'd rather not waste my time as it might be an idiotic reason to not hold a grudge, but then continuously encourage the story telling in a repeated manner.

Moving on....

Literally one of the largest men in the world! The "Shoe Man" himself, Henry Sy Sr.! The one who started "ShoeMart (SM)"! Now there is" ShoeMart (SM)" Mall Of Asia," ShoeMart (SM)" Megamall, Andrew E. doesn't go there. (May Gamol, eh!) Not to mention all the other "ShoeMart (SM)" City malls and Center malls conceptually copied by the "Shoe Man (SM)" Henry Sy Sr. himself from various different mall establishments worldwide.

Taking about subliminal memory...

Now each time you see the "SM" on any of their Philippine or Chinese malls you will remember the "Shoe Man (SM)" himself Henry Sy Sr. and his legacy of all those "Shoe Mart (SM)" malls! Kudos to the "Shoe Man (SM)" for all those malls in a poverty stricken debatable educated, but uneducated IQ leveled country.

Bigger may not always be better, but definitely "Shoe Man (SM)"...

Now, something more interesting than the "Shoe Man" Henry Sy. It does justice that "Shoe Mart (SM)" Malls are among the biggest in the world resembling the "Shoe Man (SM)" himself Henry Sy as being one of the fattest,....oh, I mean biggest also in the world in terms of body fat ratio to height. He may have taken his "I wan't to be the biggest Filipino" in terms of being a businessman too literally and gain all those pounds and pounds of now sagging fatty flesh. I Guess when you're loaded, you get your weight loaded as well! Cheers to the Big Fat "Shoe Men" Henry Sy Sr.!

On to his country's intelligence or lack of it...

Harvard: Pinoy Facebook Users are Among the Most Unintelligent People
http://www.thephilippinepride.com/...book-users-are-dumb/

The Big 3 Reasons of a country's debatable low average entry level IQ, despite full education by another Filipino, thus, an insider's opinion...

3 Big Reasons Why Filipinos Will Always Be Stupid
http://www.getrealphilippines.com/...ll-always-be-stupid/

The second set of Big 3 reasons Low IQ People don't change...

3 More Big Reasons Why Filipinos Will Always Be Stupid
http://www.getrealphilippines.com/...ll-always-be-stupid/

Does the low IQ hinder a country's ability?...

Now there is a very simple reason to why this Harvard study and the two blog entries are true. The simple reason is Filipinos are among the lower, more stupid of the bunch as their 86 entry level into an average IQ with complete education till tertiary level falls face flat against all most all developing countries. See how Vietnam, which has a disadvantage of coming out from the Vietnam war in the early 70s, simply crush the Philippine advantage of having the Americans as part of their history.

A shockingly true account in Philippine history...

Imagine the Americans simply giving the Filipinos their freedom after buying the Philippines from Spain for 20 Millions Dollars back in the December 10, 1898 Treaty of Paris. Well worth a lot more if inflation is taken into account on it's actual worth today. That is a very big loss on their part. But why do this? Why lose so much money on an investment? There must be an underlying IQ and attitude reason.

There has been a Filipino-Chinese businessman who has had numerous tax evasion cases, but no convictions maybe due to a corrupt judicial system, say that nothing will happen to the Philippines even after a hundred years (100 years). I believe this to be true to the best of my full knowledge as an intellectual.

And now....The Simple Truth.

For Filipinos, Life + full Education only = 86 IQ Points as their National Average

Scientific Evidence
https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country

Questions to Ponder:
1) Is the proof in the pudding? Has "Shoe Man's (SM)" eating habit enabled him to become as rich as he is. He is indeed the "father of the Filipino Sari-Sari Store". Which is the basic retailing system of making your own convenience store priced establishment without any infrastructure of convenience offered to customers. Just the pricing is of the convenience store pricing level.

2) Is anything gained if as a people a whole country relies on copying what other countries work hard or even gamble on in some sense? Getting ideas is always a very good thing, but more so is being original.

3) Let me leave this one for you the readers to be the ones to ask your questions as this is the best exercise on can do to improve his/her mind.

Thanks For Your Valuable Time You've Taken in :earning About the "Shoe Man (SM)" and the Philippines.

Mabuhay Po Kayo!
("May You Live!" in translation)
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A GOOD READ...THE “SHOE MAN (SM)” HENRY SY
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In wondering...

I wonder if the hopefully famous "Shoe Man ...See more
Married2Shit
May 22
I'm sure collectively we can make a Top 100 list. That would be fun.
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