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Studying in Philippines universities

Apr 9 | By Philippinono | Views: 475 | Comments: 6
Not only is the normal filipino dumb, his mentor is even dumber. Here's how (in university level) you usually get graded by your professor in the philippines:


- final exam : 75 % of your final grade

- midterm exam : 20 % of your final grade

- attendance / homework 5 % of final grade


yep, that's it.

It doesn't matter whether or not you were present at all or texting during the lectures.

It doesn't matter if you've printed your essay homework and submitted it in Letter sized paper since the 'professor' only accepts Short Bond paper (the content of your essay doesn't really matter).

you're not expected to know any of the things that a normal high-school graduate knows from other countries, so if you go to study university level there they'll re-teach you what you've learnt in a real middle school.

as soon as lecturer enters (usually late), you are obliged to pray to the cross and waste 10 minutes of valuable lecture time, the next 10 minutes are spent checking attendance for the overcrowded 45+ students, you will be marked absent if you're not wearing their currently out-of-stock uniform.

the campus and the whole district floods on the slightest showers, so you'll have to walk back home in the putrid smoggy weather cause the lecturer hasn't announced class suspension, yet.


PS: don't forget to give that sticky beggar 5 pesos so he can finally get off your back and go sniff some rugby in his dog house.

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Mike
Apr 9
Philip, You will fit right in here and be at home. But you did forgert to mention the mass cheating and bribing the teacher to pass you.
DingDong
Apr 9
It's a compulsory part of the curriculum Mike!
SomeYungGuy
Apr 9
The girlfriend's daughter couldn't write, never did a book report, never had to correct a paper she wrote, and knew nothing about even number places (hundreds, thousands, ten thousands). It was just a complete joke. She would've had to be re taught from 1st grade all over again just to catch up.The girlfriend's daughter couldn't write, never did a book report, never had to correct a paper she wrote, and knew nothing about even number places (hundreds, thousands, ten thousands). It was just a...See more
SomeYungGuy
Apr 9
Sniffing glue is more fun in.... Where the am I... Whoah this is some good Rugby or is this jenkems?
CaptainPFB Admin
Apr 9
Strange, I often think western schools ain't much better....at least with teaching proper capitalization at the beginning of sentences. ;)
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