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The Best of Duterte...So Far!

Apr 11 | By David_Roxas | Views: 505 | Comments: 22
Last month was Duterte's birthday. Did you guys get him anything?  I made this retrospective of his greatest hits in his honour.


March 28th is the birthday of President Rodrigo Duterte. Happy Birthday to the wildest President in all of South East Asia and the world.


http://www.reuters.com/article/us-philippines-duterte-helicopter-idUSKBN14I0DH


http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/783152/philippines-president-rodrigo-duterte-threatens-EU-politicians-drugs-war

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3774435/President-Duterte-warns-son-bitch-visiting-Obama-not-question-war-drugs-killed-2-400-three-months-Philippines.html


http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/783152/philippines-president-rodrigo-duterte-threatens-EU-politicians-drugs-war


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/15/philippines-president-elect-rodrigo-duterte-refuses-to-apologise/


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/duterte-calls-us-ambassador-son-of-a-whore_us_57ab38e1e4b0ba7ed23e537b


http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/604305/news/nation/duterte-when-i-go-to-hell-i-d-tell-satan-that-de-lima-should-be-queen-there


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/30/rodrigo-duterte-vows-to-kill-3-million-drug-addicts-and-likens-himself-to-hitler

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/11/12/16/duterte-i-may-be-forced-to-suspend-writ-of-habeas-corpus

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/05/31/the-new-president-of-the-philippines-says-many-slain-journalists-deserved-it/

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/698102/duterte-says-he-cant-imagine-living-without-viagra


http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/743793/duterte-i-have-2-wives-and-2-girlfriends


http://www.asianews.it/news-en/Duterte:-UN-useless-and-stupid,-we-are-ready-to-leave-38358.html


http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-38337746


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/18/leading-philippines-presidential-contender-gang-rape-victim-so-beautiful-he-wishes-he-had-been-first/



http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/01/duterte-stop-declaring-martial-law-170115034431700.html



http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/883051/duterte-says-martial-law-could-end-drug-terror-problems




Happy Birthday, President Duterte. May your birthday wish come true.


http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2017/03/23/1683887/what-duterte-wants-his-birthday



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Mike
Apr 20
anonymous, I figure it this way. The homeless foreigners here most likely got screwed over by filipinos because they were naive or such. The pathetic ones are the foreigners who refuse to help them in any manner. Say getting them in contact with their embassy for example.anonymous, I figure it this way. The homeless foreigners here most likely got screwed over by filipinos because they were naive or such. The pathetic ones are the foreigners who refuse to help them in...See more
anonymous
Apr 20
MIKE Americans even ATTEMPT to turn themselves INTO Immigration and Immigration is not interested if they HAVE NO MONEY because Philippines runs on corruption, not the spirit of the law. Dan Ham was an American factory foreman who lost his job and missed his return flight because he was sitting around depressed about his life in his apartment. An Osmena finally paid a ticket to Guam because IMMIGRATION was not interested and it takes the Embassy months to get rid of you. Generally they let you call some relative in the US in the hopes that they will come up with $1,000 and most of these guys are bitter divorced males anyhow, so forget any help from family. Any American can walk into the U.S. Embassy and but it takes time-maybe a month or so-to actually be deported although I have heard of situations where a foreigner was rolled and so severely injured that they went ahead and issued him an Emergency Passport to get him out of the country faster. US Embassy sees one more asshole who drank and paid prostitutes every cent that he had and wants a free ticket back home. Generally these folks are told "the papers will take some time to clear" and sent back out on the street for a month or two.MIKE Americans even ATTEMPT to turn themselves INTO Immigration and Immigration is not interested if they HAVE NO MONEY because Philippines runs on corruption, not the spirit of the law. Dan Ham was a...See more
anonymous
Apr 20
MIKE I saw it all in the Philippines because I ran a dirtbag bar. Filipinos have NO MONEY TO HELP YOU. IMMIGRATION IS NOT INTERESTED IF YOU HAVE NO MONEY (some foreigners are desperate enough to turn themselves in for assistance) and TOURISM POLICE cannot hold you unless you commit a serious crime. We all REPORTED THE HOMELESS AMERICAN who was bothering people for a place to stay and money (He once got 4,000 PHP from a sympathetic American and blew it in the girly bar the same day). If you think "turning yourself into Immigration" will make a difference then you are totally wrong and the US Embassy in Manila will take ages to arrange a ticket back to the U.S. (Which goes on your record and you won't be able to fly to Mexico after that or get a passport as Sec of State in your county will be notified). Trust me....I've seen and experienced it all.MIKE I saw it all in the Philippines because I ran a dirtbag bar. Filipinos have NO MONEY TO HELP YOU. IMMIGRATION IS NOT INTERESTED IF YOU HAVE NO MONEY (some foreigners are desperate enough to turn ...See more
anonymous
Apr 20
MIKE "Getting in contact with your Embassy". Philstar has written articles about this. No the Embassy does not care particularly and will take ages and ages to send you home unless you are bleeding on the floor. Been on the street for 7 years because of a scam? Tough shit. The whole point of the PhilMIKE "Getting in contact with your Embassy". Philstar has written articles about this. No the Embassy does not care particularly and will take ages and ages to send you home unless you are b...See more
Mike
Apr 20
Anon, the point being at least try to get them in contact with their embassy. At least then you can say you did what you could rather than telling them to fuck off. After that it's not your problem if their embassy takes ages or tells them to fuck off.Anon, the point being at least try to get them in contact with their embassy. At least then you can say you did what you could rather than telling them to fuck off. After that it's not your problem if...See more
anonymous
Apr 20
TALES OF HOMELESS FOREIGNERS 1) Dan. Dan was a foreman in an American factory in MEPZ Cebu who lost his job because he drank to much and was screwing his secretary. He declined the return ticket and hung around for some reason. So his American employer took the vehicle back and he opened a Sari Sari. Then his secretary's family decided he was not worth having around so they kicked him out. He stayed with a Pil-Am and tried to get a ticket home. He had been in the army and tried for Military Space Available but they were tired or loser Americans using the Military as a free ride and cancelled the program. He tried turning himself into Immigration but by then he had no money so they did not give a shit. NB Most foreigners think that once they go down to Immigration they can get home. 2) Deitlef the German ran a bar that went out of business and he stayed with some friends but they kicked him out because he was a drunk. So he ended up on the street. Again, his Embassy declined to make him a priority. Some other German paid his ticket one-way. 3) Clinton Macbeth. He was an unpleasant loser who came to the Philippines at age 49 with his earnings from his job as a contractor in Iraq. They ran out eventually. He was divorced in the United States and refused to go back. Soon he was homeless and half-crazy bothering other Americans. Finally we complained at the US Consulate but it took ages to deport him back to the U.S.TALES OF HOMELESS FOREIGNERS 1) Dan. Dan was a foreman in an American factory in MEPZ Cebu who lost his job because he drank to much and was screwing his secretary. He declined the return ticket and h...See more
Mike
Apr 20
Only a fool would give money away like you said about the 4k. Wife was at the market years back when approached by a Westerner who asked for money and told her "I need money for airfare back to the states." and gave her a sob story. Well wife gave him 100 I think it was and told me about it while was in the states. Told her she just got scammed and how scammers in the states "my car out of gas, need bus ticket" and so forth. Wife insisted he was honest with her. Sooooooo about three months later I fly into the country and we go to the same market and what does wife see? The Westerner she gave the money too buying veggies.Only a fool would give money away like you said about the 4k. Wife was at the market years back when approached by a Westerner who asked for money and told her "I need money for airfare back to t...See more
anonymous
Apr 20
MIKE Pathetic Homeless Foreigner: Clinton Macbeth was a US former steelworker and Iraq contractor who arrived in 2007 in Cebu. When I met him in 2012 he'd been homeless for about 3 years around Lapu Lapu. He was an alcoholic who stalked his wife in the U.S. and tended to get stupid and confrontational when drunk on the street. Koreans beat him up twice and one time Korean louts chased him INTO the Tourism Police Station in Lapu Lapu and kicked him as he lay on the floor of the police station in front of the Desk Sergeant who did nothing. TOURISM POLICE BEGGED THE US EMBASSY TO ASSIST but the US EMBASSY DID NOTHING. Neither did Immigration. Finally we all petitioned and he was picked up because he would bother people for a place to crash and cash. But this took forever because Johnny Taxpayer is footing the bill for somebody's prostitution and beer bills and failed relationship, essentially. Filipinos will generally feed you some rice or something and let you sleep in public. This can go on for 5 or 10 years because the LAW IS A RACKET AND NOT INTENDED TO HELP PEOPLE.MIKE Pathetic Homeless Foreigner: Clinton Macbeth was a US former steelworker and Iraq contractor who arrived in 2007 in Cebu. When I met him in 2012 he'd been homeless for about 3 years around Lapu L...See more
anonymous
Apr 20
MIKE "Homeless Foreign Scams" The homeless Americans I knew refused to do any work that was offered such as teaching English. Most of them are drunks. US EMBASSY and everyone else knows them because Tourism Police have complained and Immigration has complained and even individual foreigners have complained but the Embassy really does not want to waste tax money. Unless FORCED the foreigner will never leave. They can always sleep in a Neepah Hut and 100 PHP is enough for booze and rice. This can go on for years. They go crazy most of the time from being on the street.MIKE "Homeless Foreign Scams" The homeless Americans I knew refused to do any work that was offered such as teaching English. Most of them are drunks. US EMBASSY and everyone else knows them...See more
anonymous
Apr 20
MIKE Airline tickets to the U.S. run at about $1000 so 100PHP won't help. Most homeless Americans are drunks (Druggies tend to have or to create a revenue stream somehow) who would spend $1,000 in a week on booze and girls. They actually want to DUCK the Ambassador or Consulate BECAUSE they are a known pain in the ass and often times people have already filed complaints against them for stealing or conning.MIKE Airline tickets to the U.S. run at about $1000 so 100PHP won't help. Most homeless Americans are drunks (Druggies tend to have or to create a revenue stream somehow) who would spend $1,000 in a w...See more
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