Q: How should every expat begin a flip joke? A: By looking over his shoulder. Q: What are three things you will never get from a flip? An honest answer A promise that will be kept An intelligent conversation Q: What is the difference between a wrecked car and the Philippine society? A: A wrecked […]
I wonder where we’ve seen this repeatedly said. I seem to hear it coming somewhere from the vicinity of Korea, but now it’s a LOT closer. Hrrrmmm…. Duterte accuses US of ‘undermining’ Philippine peso Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte on Tuesday accused the United States of “undermining” the Philippines economy and causing the Philippine peso to tumble against […]
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So, maybe you know about the recent PH Senate drama going on. Maybe you’re smart and don’t give a fuck enough to pay attention. If you’re the former, I’m going to nutshell it to you, and if you’re the latter, feel free to comment on your secret “not give a fuck” sauce recipe for the […]
You know, I think we all try to find that special someone here against all odds. We date and date and date, and even marry. Somehow, though, we only find duds and idiots. Wouldn’t it be great if there was a quick and easy way to filter them out to find that rare bird in […]
Dear fellow PFB’ers, Below is a fictional letter that I would love to see U.S. President Obama write to the head Baboon-in-Chief of the Banana Republic of the Philthippines. While there are varying opinions on President Obama and the current major political party candidates for the upcoming Presidential election, I would like to kindly […]
It’s the late summer here in the Temperate Zone of the Northern Hemisphere, and for those on this forum who have ever lived in or visited the Eastern United States and/or Canada, you know that the late summer is Yellow Jacket Season. For those of you who are unfamiliar, Yellow Jackets are stinging insects, about […]
https://www.facebook.com/roberto.ivan.5811/videos/316921798640180/ When I was still enamored with my little 21 year old empty headed bombshell I lusted after her posted videos on facebook. Later on after I came to my senses I began to loathe them. After we broke up I wish I could have done what this kid did. He is mocking her and […]
Sorry about the image to this post wasn’t related to the content but now your here… Here’s a tune to play at the next party, sure to get a lot of blank stares trying to relate to the lyrics. Anyone who has been to Thailand or the Philippines and been on the dating scene will […]
Ok… Heres a forecast for this great country for the next 2 years….. Omg.. i see great things for the Philippines. Im pumped … yea baby!!! PS – I wonder if this lady has ever visited the Philippines. PS2 – I wonder if its a “beat up” video to pump up her flock. ….. oh […]
The other day my wife and I went to SM mall to pick up a few things, get out of the house and stroll around. Walking along I saw in the distance her and moved in closer to take a look at her with wife following my gaze and my body. I suspect she was […]
What do a filipino and a bad light bulb have in common? Both are burnt out and neither one knows it. What does the sun and filipinos have in common? The Earth revolves around one and the other thinks the Earth and Sun revolves around them. How are filipinos and filipino internet alike? […]
Just a bit of fun and laughs. I get a contact email from a Filipino yesterday. Short and sweet: Message: This website is pathetic. Please, you are making us all look bad. Name: KRO How would you respond?
It really upsets me when I hear claims that business in the Philippines is failing. In my day at school, a grade of 50% or more was a pass… right? Heres a company thats passing… Guess who? 55% On time performance in October. Gotta be happy with that.
Does anyone here do as I do to amuse themselves? When I have reached my wits end dealing with flippers I have been known to play with the ignorant twunts for my own amusement – a self medication of dishing out their medicine if you will. One of my favourites is standing in the supermarket […]