Class in the “NORMAL” Philippines

Found a good one while browsing earlier.

Found a good one while browsing earlier.

Hi everyone another post about pinoy failing at basic things. Hope you enjoy this post.

Please do tell if I answered wrong okay ^_^, I don’t mind admitting if I am wrong.

In my class. This is from my experience from the frucktards whose logic is beyond humanity.

Professional Ethics (Subject)

The Professor ask us this question:

Prof: “What do you think is Moral?” 1 minute of blank stare, me the yawning guy on the second row decided to raise my hand and answered this.

Me: “A persons personal opinion about what is right or wrong.” Black stare from my prof and he decided to check the book and read it. And gave me the sit down hand signal. So I sit down. Then the prof asked another question.

Prof:”What is Ethics?” 1 minute of another blank stare and noise of students chattering about what to answer and some students playing on their phone. So I decided to answer. And raised my hand and the prof called me again.

Me: “Sir, Accepted Morals of a general population.” Prof stared and said a big “WRONG!” and everyone laugh and said things like “weirdo” or “ang weird mo naman” and the prof ask if another person have the answer. So I sit down thinking what did I answer wrong? Was my research wrong? etc. And then after 4 minute something of nobody answering he said the answer.

Prof:”What is right or wrong within a certain community” I was like, wtf? and I raised my hand to question the answer. Prof just said “Ethics and Morals are different, and you should not use Morals as answer in Ethics.” So I was like? Seriously. And answered him.

Me:”Sir aren’t Morals value of what you think is right?”, Prof:”Yes”, Me:”And Ethics is a accepted by the community as right or wrong?”, Prof: “Yes”, Me:”Aren’t they the same with only the difference is Moral is for an individual while Ethics is for the general public” Everyone started chanting, and I think I overload the Prof brain as he was mad and said.

Prof: “Get 20 Yellow paper “My name” and write I would not question the teacher with stupid question regardless of what topic, write it “My name” back to back” I was like, why would I do that, and questioned why he was mad. The prof just said “I am stupid and that Moral and Ethics are different so they should be not used in a single sentence” Kinda Ironic that he used those 2 in his sentence XDD. Me because I was such a good boy decided to write it down on the 20 paper, and it took me 1 hour to write it all and god my arms ache like hell. I absent the next subject after that.

Another subject different day.

Philippine Constitution

We got 2 of our classmate report in the front.

And they gave us a question: “Why is it aircraft are permitted to go over other countries while airplanes needs a permit to flyby”

I raised my hand and got called.

Me: “What kind of aircraft? is it military stealth planes or something?”

Reporter1: “it’s one of those galactic planes”

Me: “What? You mean spaceships?”

Reporter1&2: “Yes”

Me: “They won’t be permitted to go over other countries because your launching a rocket capable of carrying a nuke.”

Reporter1: “Wrong” and one of my annoying frucktard classmate

Frucktard1: “Analyze mo muna yung question “My name”(Analyze first the question “My name”) “

Me: “Why would you launch something high up in the sky? In other countries air space without first getting a consent from them telling them you are just launching this not a nuclear warhead”

Everyone:”Weired mo naman”

Reporter1: “Wrong only airplanes needs permit, while aircraft don’t need one.”

And another frucktard answered.

Frucktard2: “Because it is flying in the stratosphere so it is outside the airspace of the country”

I did not bother 27 v 1, don’t stand a chance, I wanted to tell them that they the aircraft won’t just teleport to the stratosphere it needs to fly up there. And I wanted also to tell them about the old issue about a country wanting to fly a satellite and other countries prepared their AA missiles just in case it was a ballistic missile. But nah, so I sat their quiet and waited for the end of the class. And the teacher is checking her laptop and I don’t know if she knew the question is wrong or she is also one of them.

And The one I have keep a long time ago when I copied it on some website.

And The one I have keep a long time ago when I copied it on some website.

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  1. Profile gravatar of Mike

    Next time the subject of the aerospace fly overs come up and the stupidity starts just sit back and listen, bide your time and wait to set the hook and reel them in. You did miss an opportunity but I think it will present itself again. Next time just keep a straight face, look them in the eye (teacher too) and tell them their reasoning just answered your question on why the philippines will never have it’s own space program.

  2. Profile gravatar of Captain PFB
    Captain PFB

    I have a Filipino friend who is smarter and brighter than the average Filipino, and I like him a lot. He’s completely fluent in English, and speaks English as if it’s his native language. The reason I like him is because he can hold an interesting conversation with me for hours. But not without occasional surfacing of the ingrained, inbred filogical thinking.

    One time we somehow got on the subject of Einstein’s Theory of Relativity (which was very recently confirmed by scientists who, for the first time, detected gravitational waves, making it one of the most historic discoveries in scientific history). Anyway, he kept arguing that it was just a theory, as if it was just some wild, uneducated random guess, and not based on a collection of facts and proofs through scientific method. So many Filipinos believe facts are merely someone’s opinion which a lot of people agree with. Filipinos don’t seem to understand the concept of truth. I tried to explain to him that Truth is not based on your belief. Truth means something is true regardless if you believe it or not.

    His reply: “That’s your opinion”.

    And that is what I run into with pretty much every Filipino. There is no facts or absolute truths. Everything is opinion.

    If nobody has logic and reason, it can’t be taught in schools. Everything about Philippines is simply a battle between status, and exerting one’s need to be right regardless of facts. Whether you’re right or wrong, if the teach wants you to be wrong, you’re wrong. And no amount of proof will sway the teacher. It’s the cultural narcissism hard at work.

    Truth, facts, reality……nobody cares about that in Philippines. It’s just one big personality battle to be above the other in some way or another. If one has the authoritative final say if you’re right or wrong, whether you’re right or wrong, it’s up to the authority. Facts are not ever considered.

    It’s all just a big traffic jam of ignorance, delusion, and narcissism.

    1. Profile gravatar of FHPS

      They would probably make a lot more friends with foreigners if they stopped
      1. talking about lifes struggles — lead in to “can i borrow money”

      I have a friend.. works a basic job .. known for over 7 years.
      He not once expects A PESO. I like that. He never asks.

      second thing is trust.
      He might not be the brightest guy but he ticks all the boxes on TRUST and NOT BEING DEMANDING.
      Hes been there on some occassions and is a giving guy.

      THE REST
      take take take
      please help me im drowning
      i need this by… (time usually in next 24-48 hrs) else something will happen
      wheres my gift??
      dissapears when you need them

      …if only they worked out that if they behaved like
      good people should they might make more foreign friends
      but filipinoism is a hard nut to crack if its in your blood.

    2. Profile gravatar of Warlord
      Warlord Post author

      Relate at that, when I tell them about theory as a general fact in science waiting for things to show up and prove it wrong, or another theory that is much more simple and generally acceptable, I always gets the “its just a theory” I was like OMG. Even all the science teachers here act like that.

    3. Profile gravatar of snakebitbytheflips

      “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” John Adams (1735-1826), Founding Father and Second President of the United States

      To a flip, however, facts are whatever the flip believes them to be. So if a flip said that he did not steal the TV set, even though there is video evidence implicating him in the robbery, if he BELIEVES he did not steal it, then in his mind the “fact” is that he did not steal it. If the flip believes that the sky is green, then that is a “fact” in his/her/its feeble mindset.

      Filogic at its best (or worst).

      That is why a civilised westerner cannot possibly debate a flip, for even if the truth and the facts are on the side of the westerner, the flip will believe that he/she/it has the “facts”. And since that flip knows the “facts”, he will shut the westerner down by saying (if he/she/it wants to be polite): “You have your opinion, and I have mine.” If the flip does not want to be polite, then words like “racist” and four-letter expletives will be thrown around like daggers.

      Something I learned the hard way. Sigh….

  3. Profile gravatar of Captain PFB
    Captain PFB

    Narcissism is a pattern of thinking and behaving in adolescence and adulthood, which involves infatuation and obsession with one’s self to the exclusion of others. It manifests in the chronic pursuit of personal gratification and attention (narcissistic supply), in social dominance and personal ambition, bragging, insensitivity to others, lack of empathy and/or excessive dependence on others to meet his/her responsibilities in daily living and thinking.

    Five (or more) of these criteria must be met for a diagnosis of Narcissistic Personality Disorder:

    · Feels grandiose and self-important (e.g., exaggerates accomplishments, talents, skills, contacts, and personality traits to the point of lying, demands to be recognised as superior without commensurate achievements);

    · Firmly convinced that he or she is unique and special;

    · Requires excessive admiration, adulation, attention and affirmation – or, failing that, wishes to be feared and to be notorious (Narcissistic Supply);

    · Feels entitled. Demands automatic and full compliance with his or her unreasonable expectations for special and favourable priority treatment;

    · Is “interpersonally exploitative”, i.e., uses others to achieve his or her own ends;

    · Devoid of empathy. Is unable or unwilling to identify with, acknowledge, or accept the feelings, needs, preferences, priorities, and choices of others;

    · Constantly envious of others and seeks to hurt or destroy the objects of his or her frustration.

    · Behaves arrogantly and haughtily. Feels superior, omnipotent, omniscient, invincible, immune, “above the law“, and omnipresent (magical thinking). Rages when frustrated, contradicted, or confronted by people he or she considers inferior to him or her and unworthy.

    Read the rest here:

    1. Profile gravatar of Johnny

      I also say sociopaths.
      The fact the culture is taught to lie without consequence to the point they can actually believe their lies is sociopathic. It is in all levels of Philippine society and it can be simply pathological lying.
      Stealing is not stealing as the sociopath can immediately justify why something belongs to him/her no matter how irrational the reason is; Even to where they “did not steal it. they always deserved it”.
      Charming and kind only superficially to trick, present an image, or lure victims
      Heightened sense of person most times overstated. “I accomplished that” “If not for me,,,,”
      Grandiose self image – They might see themselves as someone who is superior to others and sometimes even experiences delusions. A sociopath might see themselves as a fitting ruler of a country or even the world, but might also have delusional beliefs such as seeing themselves as a God or having super powers
      Very little emotion
      Lack of empathy for others suffering or pain.
      – Indifferent to anyone they steal from or lie to
      Seeks to manipulate
      Lack of regard for moral or legal standards
      Sexually deviant – The lack of remorse, guilt or emotional attachments means that the sociopath is happy to have affairs and to engage in questionable sexual activity without questioning their desires
      Sensitive to criticism – That said, like all narcissists, the sociopath will desire the approval of others and will be highly sensitive to criticisms. They often feel they deserve adulation and admiration of the world and might feel victimized
      Paranoid – Often their lack of understanding of emotion along with their incongruous self view means that they feel a lack of trust and paranoia
      Always seeming to be a victim when it suits their purpose.

      Many times they say sociopaths have high IQ, but I don’t think that applies to Filipinos. I will concede that Filipinos will use 10x more brain power to figure out a scam or how to cheat than be honest and use their brain for good.
      I think Imelda Marcos, Duterte, Binay, Estrada all have those characteristics. I’ve met so many Filipinos in everyday life who are like this as well. I think it is a cultural thing cause Filipinos never call bullshit on each other and they base thinking on opinion rather than logic, reality, history, fact, and comparison.
      Not to mention that anyone can really get away with anything:
      – You want to lie, no one will call bullshit or call you a liar to your face.
      – You want to steal, you’ll probably get away with it especially if you deny it long enough, you’ll actually believe you didn’t steal it
      – You want to manipulate, again no one will call you out on it.
      – You throw your trash on the street, well you’ll never worry about it again
      – you see starving kids on the street, oh well, thats life in the Philippines
      – You see all the corruption. Instead of saying, “thats intolerable and I won’t stand for it”, you say, “if I was in that position I’d take what I could too, maybe more”.

      I was planning on making a video compilation of Filipinos speaking and the excessive bullshit, narcissism, and sociopathic shit comming out of their mouths. For instance:
      Here is a video of Kris Aquino praising and highlighting Apollo Quiboloy (self-proclaimed son of god). She doesn’t call bullshit on him and scamming so much money to live in luxury. Instead she praises him as he shows her around his “heaven” compound with imported plants.
      Look at when dateline interview this same guy and asks him point blank questions the amount of bullshit coming out of his mouth.
      – Reporter: Do you perform miracles
      – AQ: For me the miracle is,,, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
      – Reporter: But as Jesus, you’re healing
      – AQ: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We are healing, and miracles happen.
      Listen at the 5:00 minute mark.
      He asks, “how do you justify living like this on people supporting you who make less than $2 a day. Your watch alone could feed 100 families”.
      Just listen to the bullshit answer he gives. It has no meaning, no fact base, no real intelligence, no reality, and is complete bullshit. “If it is not god’s will for me to have these things, then he will not let me have them”. WTF?!
      5:50 mark. Reporter says, “well Jesus lived among the leppers and prostitutes (people)”. AQ says, “I live among them”. The reporter says, “YOU HAVE A PRIVATE JET! You live in a walled compound with mansions (laughing)!” Then listen to him spin more bullshit to get out of a direct question.
      Then when the reporter suggests he might be a con-man, he gets kinda mad. LOL!!

      Maybe I should have made this a very inarticulate post on PFB.

        1. Profile gravatar of Johnny

          I’m glad you took the time to read it watch the videos. It just makes me so mad.
          Filipinos who lie, cheat, steal, or manipulate somehow are so proud of their wealth, need to live extravagantly, and then the ass-kissy culture then worships them.

  4. Profile gravatar of tambok

    I just attended a seminar. There were about twenty people there. The person talking, didn’t use a mic, which was amazing. Nevertheless I couldn’t hear a word. Every single person was talking to another, playing with cell phones, a baby crying. Fucking unbelievable! After being a teacher for thirty years I just couldn’t stand it anymore. I stood up and said, could you please be quiet. They just looked at me smiled and continued talking, I had to leave as it was just too ridiculous to believe. No wonder they no nothing about anything accept, showtime, videoke, collecting remittances and other bullshit.

    1. Profile gravatar of Angeleyes

      When I got married there, a bit over a year ago, I did not even bother to give a speech. My Mum and brother (very busy people who earn more in a minute than these people do in a day and cost a fortune to get there) were there and when it was time for my speech; probably 3 people, my Mum, brother and wife were the only ones out of 120 who were listening. Kids were running around screaming and most people were down the back salvaging the whole lechon I bought and downing all the Red Horse they could. I could not blame them though, it was the first time almost all of them had been to a real wedding so naturally they had no idea how to behave.

      1. Profile gravatar of tambok

        I can totally relate to that situation. I have been to weddings and parties that had a few people invited and the whole fucking neighborhood shows up and steals everything. At my wedding I expected twenty people and there were perhaps fifty at eating time all grabbing handfuls and laughing like dogs.

      2. Profile gravatar of loco_loco

        Oh man, I can relate that…I had no wedding but same experiences …My family meet the family of my Ex. Noise, Kids running around without that the parents tell them something to make them a bit behave. Conversation with her family and my family ? hahaha impossible…not because of the language…it was because her family was sitting and eating only . ( normal it was a Freeload for them)

      3. Profile gravatar of Sarah

        Absolutely no manners, no etiquette! Even when they migrate to a western country, they take their bad manners with them.

        We were guests at a Pinay/Kano wedding here in Oz a few years ago. The reception was at an upmarket restaurant. After the wedding, the bride and groom had their photos taken at a studio first. There were some Filipino guests as well, including a Filipino family (mum, dad and the kids). This Filipino family must not have eaten breakfast (that’s what they do back in the Philippines when anticipating a feast), because by 11am, they started eating, without even waiting for the bridal party to arrive! No shame, no etiquette!

        1. Profile gravatar of snakebitbytheflips

          Not only to they take their bad manners with them, but also their bad attitudes! I’ve seen that many times with flips I’ve encountered here. I could go on for hours with stories, but suffice it to say, you can take the flip out of the Philippines, but you can’t take the Philippines out of the flip 🙁

          That is why, if I had the power, I would never allow them to leave their poor-excuse-for-a-country, and certainly would never let them settle in the Western World. Sigh….

      4. Profile gravatar of Mike

        I got invited to a wedding a few years ago held in something similar to a civic center. The guests start to arrive, tables set up and such. Then the caterers start bringing in food and setting up while the wedding was going on. I noticed outside there was a lot of people milling around, uninvited strangers. The guest were to form a line and the caterers would serve the food then the guests return to their seats to eat. Well soon as the ones outside saw the food was being served they rushed in like a stampede, ate all the could then ran out. Several guest did not get to eat because of this. The venue was around city government buildings, courts, bank and such. Soon as they heard there was a wedding they started to gather outside and watch for the food to be served.

        1. Profile gravatar of Sarah

          Was that wedding in the Philippines, Mike?
          The one we attended here was a formal function costing the bridal party $70 per guest. This was inside some posh restaurant, so definitely no gate crashers.

          I used to wonder why a seemingly poor household in the Philippines had to cook 3-5 lechons during fiestas. After attending a couple of these fiestas and actually witnessing rice and food being passed through the window to be taken home by guests, I figured that the hosts must budget for the “take away” containers. I wonder how many actually would return the containers?

          1. Profile gravatar of Mike

            It was in Surigao City. They have a small civic center/cultural center that is about 200 sqm or so. It happens to sit very close to other city offices, courts and such. The leeches smelled free food through all those walls and from hundreds of meters away.

    1. Profile gravatar of Angeleyes

      She thought nothing of them. The day she arrived the in laws (at my expense) put on the most amazing feed ever. I had to drag my Mum to the table at their shack (from her fancy motel). Walking up the road she said “why bother I will never see them again” to which I got really offended and upset. In hindsight I don’t blame her. She had been to Asian countries and knew the culture better than me. If I knew then what I know now I would never have gone to the Phils.
      Looking back alot of people said little things here and there about the place to which I got upset. I wish I had not been so naive and asked them more. As the saying goes “If everyone is saying it is a bad idea, it probably is”

  5. Profile gravatar of loco_loco

    Warlord, thats the sad fuck in da Phils….here are some really logic and clever boys and girls around….instead to support them they got blamed because they are too clever for the average Pinoy brain. PFB Captain wrote it ” Its all about status in this country” Its so low minded, so fucking stupid that i cant find any words for this …. There is someone in the class who ask questions, who likes to discuss with the teacher…and the teacher does fuck it up with the typical pinoy brain reaction. I hope you take this as bad example and go on to educate yourself and adopt this behavior never. Will be a hard way for you in a country of deluded narcissistic people…

  6. Profile gravatar of FilamboredinthePH

    Oh god I just went throught the same bullshit this week in my Biology class.

    Prof: Ok FilamboredinthePH why would cause the blood in your veins to fall to your feet if there weren’t valves inside the veins?

    Me replying with milliseconds: Gravity.

    Blank stare and wait 6 seconds….

    Then someone blurts out “Gravitational force!” and she’s like that is correct!

    Me:( FACEPALM) I can’t believe I moved here from california to got to university.

    1. Profile gravatar of Johnny

      Might be best to simply take online classes and then have them sign off on any practicals or labs you need done. There is a website called Kahn Academy supported by the Bill Gates Foundation. That has to be 10x better than any Filipino education.
      It’s also an open secret the professors accept money, gifts, favors, and sex for grades. Not to mention the BS, money extorting trips they get kickbacks from that have nothing to do with the actual course.