Well here I am with some new rants for your reading pleasure so let’s start with “family”
My wife brought her brother down from Manila and gave him a job working on our construction, later she brought his wife and son down. I heard the usual about how good and honest he is but scared to speak English as ashamed. Well later after we moved he stayed and worked on the construction for about 6 months or so then went back to Manila, we paid for that of course. Well turns out he stole over 30,000 in power tools and such. In addition he walked off with about 3 large bottles of my Jovan Musk. Now all our private stuff was in a locked room while we were gone. I asked an uncle to bring me something when he came but he could not find it. Now what did the brother do? Stole a 2GB memory card and a another with pictures of my mother who passed away that same year he stole them. I have told my wife in front of her mother and uncle that I better not run into her brother as I will severly hurt the son of a bitch, told her to tell him that. Also never to ask me for any help no matter the reason. If shows up on my doorstep then he takes his own risk. Fucking asshole. Is there anything filipinos will not steal?
I have this one place I would get hamburgers from, pretty good really. So first time I ordered my fries were over cooked so much that they were a dark brown. When I pointed this out I was told “All Americans, British like their french fries over cooked.” Yep, that’s what I was told to which I told them Americans do not and look how McDonalds cooks theirs. Blank stare. Well I order from this place at least once a week and each time the fries are like that which I repeatedly tell them light golden brown to no avail. Now this last time the fries were over cooked as usual and my onion rings had steel wool in them so the next day I went and informed the manager just after I ordered a beer and had two swallows:
Me: I sent my helper yesterday to get a hamburger, fries and onion rings. The hamburger was great but the fries were over cooked when note said not to over cook. There was steel wool in the onion rings.”
Him: “Finish your beer and get out.”
Yes, just that fast from him.
Me: “Tell you what, I have a better idea. You can take this beer and shove it up your fucking asshole motherfucker.” Got up and left
Now you all are thinking did I expect anything from a filipino based on how they handle customer service? No I would reply but the manager of this place is a WESTERNER (New Zealand)!! Guess someone went fucking native huh? So how does a foreigner get a job when basically is not really allowed so to speak. But no worry there as wife said she would have the place looked into, pinoy revenge huh?
Speaking of wife. She went to an OB/GYN about certain female problem. Well OB ran test and said she needed this done which will cost 20,000 and wife needs to get admitted that very night or the next am. When gets home wife tells me what OB said, showed me the meds and list from hospital regarding rooms and anesthesia. I advised wife to get a second opinion before anything as the condition is not life threatening which she did the very next day. Here is what was found out:
1.) Said OB/GYN wanted to do the procedure even after lab tests showed wife had an infection.
2.) The procedure can be done in the doctors office, out patient hospital. OB wanted her admitted and in a private room for about two days.
3.) When wife went back to OB/GYN after second opinion OB told wife her fee was now 24,000, up 4,000 in less than 24 hours.
4.) OB wants wife to sign a waiver saying OB not liable if anything happens while she is gone. Wife refused.
SOOOOO,,,,, Turns out OB pushing wife to get it done with 24 hours of first seeing my wife remember? Here’s why. Seems OB is going to the states 9nov. What it amounts to is OB was trying to charge 20,000 then raised to 24,000 so to hae spending money in the states, that’s why the push to admit right away. Then OB does not want to be liable for any mess ups she might have done. Yes the fine filipino doctors huh? And wife wonders why I refuse to go to a filipino doctor or hospital.
“If I get run over by a bus, stabbed, shot or heart attack just take me to my bed and let me either suffer or die in peace.”
Me: “Better to die that way than from filipino quackery.”
DOCTOR SARAH, TO ER 4 , DOCTOR SARAH TO ER 4 STAT!!!!
Yes, IT”S MORE FUN IN THE PHILIPPINES!!Published in