As we all know, most of us foreigners are easily discriminated when faced with Filipino illogic (better known as “Filogic”). For the few of you who know me, I’m attending school here for my financial benefits. Don’t ask me how I’m getting paid to go to school, but those of you with similar background to mine would probably had already figured it out. I just figured I finally reveal that I’m getting paid to go to school here, because lately I looked like a complete moron if you guys would’ve thought I was attending it for educational attainment, which barely holds any significant value to the rest of the world.
Now that I have that cleared up, time to get back on subject. I was having a frustrating conversation with my Filipino idiot professor, who is the head of the Business department, about the lack of discipline with her Filipino students. When I first brought up this issue a few months ago, I presented her with video evidence of her students yelling, shouting, and cheating during the exams. At that time, she told me that by recording them without their knowledge was illegal, and she wanted me arrested for espionage. Well recently, I confronted her again about the same issue on how their advantage of cheating, shouting, and being totally disruptive is being put against me to my great disadvantage because I can’t concentrate and focus on my test. She then tells me that I am being negative, and that they are just being “HAPPY.” She also tells me that it’s my fault because I need to be their friend and get to know them better, which doesn’t correct the issue of what I am complaining about at all! So in other words, she is telling me that if I am their friend, they will shut the fuck up? I fuckin doubt that shit.
The conversation continues and then she asked me how did I deal with the problem (as if it’s my job to discipline the class), and I told her that I used EARPLUGS to diminish the sound of noisy Filipinos. She then lectured me on how I am misusing earplugs and how I am not allowed to use them, because of how they may be mistaken for a listening device to recieve answers. “What the fuck?” I thought to myself…. I literally had to explain to her what earplugs were, and she stuck to her answer. So the next day, I personally revisited that bitch and shown up with a pair of earplugs to prove that it’s not an electronic device. She had them mistaken for headphones, and happens so that she has never seeen earplugs a day in her life, that’s just to show how oblivious Filipinos are to tools that helps reduce noise. They don’t appreciate silence enough to know what earplugs are. Just as how irresponsible Flips don’t know what a condom is, that’s why they are so over-populated.
After showing her a pair of earplugs, it came to her senses that it can’t be used for cheating, yet she still had the audacity to order me to ask for permission from my teachers to use them during test taking. Abruptly, I said in defense, “Then your STUDENTS should ask for permission to yell and cheat while taking exams!” She paused and did not dare to utter a word after I said that. I’m sure she knew I had a point, but she dare not respond back due to her “PINOY PRIDE” mentality and being afraid to be wrong. This argument with this bitch had recently taken place last week. I can see the evil look in her eyes as she hawk-eyed stare at me with anger, as if she despises me, or possibly all foreigners. I don’t know, but I get a bad vibe when I’m around her, and whenever she looks at me, it’s as if she is staring into my soul. I don’t really give two shits about what she thinks of me, but if my degree do hold any significant international value (which is not likely), then I am still concerned about getting good grades and doing whatever it takes to get them. Therefore my aim is to take school seriously, in case if it’s worth anything and for my pride of accomplishment (which is TRUE pride, fuck that PINOY PRIDE bullshit).
For any of you pinoys who thinks she is right, feel free to fuck off and go somewhere else where your invalulable comments will be praised. Umaliska Dito!
*Umaliska Dito = “Fuck Off” in tagalog. It’s the most effective word I’ve learned lately and have became my favorite. It does a good job at warding away those annoying Real Estate promoters and beggars. I know there is a more diplomatic way to say it, but I’m an asshole.Published in