Hey, quick question….
How many of you have ever asked for steak sauce, or ketchup, or some other condiment at a restaurant and been handed an empty bottle? I swear to GAWD this has happened to me COUNTLESS times in my 6 years here.
I can honestly say it’s never happened to me once in my 38 years in USA. It’s never happened to me once in any other country I have visited. Never.
But I thought it was worth blogging now, because yesterday was the clencher. Yesterday, was one of those days that proved to me that there is no limit to just how stupid the average Filipino can be.
My steak arrived at my table, and I reached for the A1 Steak Sauce bottle which was already on the table when I arrived. It was empty. So I asked the server for a bottle with some steak sauce in it. She takes the empty bottle, apologizes, goes to another vacant table, takes the bottle from that table, and replaces it with my empty bottle, and returns to my table with the other bottle. I give it a shake; nothing. I open it and try to pour some on my steak. Nothing.
So I repeat the process. And so does she. She takes the 2nd bottle goes to another vacant table, replaces the bottle with the empty one, and brings me YET AGAIN, ANOTHER EMPTY BOTTLE. At this point, I’m on my 3rd empty steak sauce bottle, and my steak is getting colder than it was when it was first served to me.
This time I asked for the manager. I explained the utter stupidity to the stupid Filipino manager. And his response explains how Filipino stupidity is contagious. He said, “Well sir, you can’t fault the server, the bottles are not transparent glass so they can’t see if they’re full or empty.”
I told him that the server took 2 bottles from me that she now knows are empty, and put them on tables awaiting customers! SHE KNEW THEY WERE EMPTY, YET PLACED THEM ON TABLES THAT WERE PREPARED FOR CUSTOMERS TO DINE AT, WHICH EXPLAINS WHY MY TABLE HAD AN EMPTY BOTTLE TO BEGIN WITH!
“Well sir, most of our customers don’t use the steak sauce, it’s mostly there for appearance. This is a steak house.” was the next IDIOTIC STUPID NONSENSICAL response from the idiot Filipino manager. OH MY GOD, FILIPINOS ARE SUCH STUPID IDIOTS, BEYOND ANYTHING COMPARABLE! A ROTTING TREE STUMP IS SMARTER THAN A FILIPINO!
Now I’m sure the average native Filipino shit-4-brains would accept that response, and not just accept it, but find reason in it as well, which proves how utter stupidity and absence of logic and reason is very much normal in Philippines.
But I didn’t accept it, and I told the shit-for-brains idiot Filipino manager just how fucking stupid that reasoning is. But it really is VERY thematic to what Philippines is all about: ILLUSION.
Philippines is the land of illusion. There is disorder and chaos pretty much anywhere you go. Any semblance of order and organization you happen see with your eyes is an illusion. Such as when you walk into a beautifully interior decorated branch of BDO bank. Everything APPEARS to be orderly and organized. But it doesn’t take much effort to look just a little deeper, just under that thin surface of visual beauty and order to find the same, expected stupidity, ignorance, and lack of reason in the way they operate. I mean, for god sake! They have all this computers and somewhat modern systems, yet they are STILL WRITING EVERYTHING THEY INPUT ON SLIPS OF PAPER AND MAKING COPIES WITH WORN OUT CARBON PAPER!!! I didn’t realize carbon paper was still manufactured these days!! Maybe it’s not, and they’re still trying to stretch that dog-eared piece of carbon paper they’ve been using for the past 3 weeks to it’s full limit. I would bet they have bigger stacks of these slips they write out than they have currency. I say that because anytime I want to withdraw more than $1000 in US Dollars in cash, I have to call ahead. And even when I call ahead, and they tell me it will be ready by 1pm, often I’ll get there at 1pm and I’ll get the “I’m sorry sir, our shipment hasn’t arrived yet”.
Filipinos have had their heads so far up their asses that they can’t even see even the simplest logic or reason. They are clueless about keeping their word, they are clueless about customer service, they are clueless about courtesy, and they cannot accept criticism at all. The example is with the restaurant manager feebly trying to give reason for 3 empty bottle of steak sauce handed to me, instead of addressing the problem. It wasn’t a problem in his mind. His employee did not wrong.
Again, Native Filipinos in general, with few exceptions, are mindless ignorant dumb-shits. No question about it. It’s just the way it is. But most will never admit it. They get pissed off, and act like everything is great here, and I’m just imagining it. But then again, if you’re really stupid, you don’t know you’re stupid. And you’re too stupid to to know what stupid is. So you end up thinking you’re smart, or at least average, and that’s when you get angry when someone with logic, reason, and a measurable level of intelligence tells you you’re stupid. Just like the restaurant manager did. But I don’t care. They can get mad. I will never stop speaking truthfully and honestly when I deem it necessary.
If you do something stupid which in some way harms or inconveniences others, I’m going to call you out on the carpet and tell you. Because you are obviously too stupid to realize what stupid is. So the only way to learn what stupid is, is to be told about it when you do something stupid. Accepting it and learning it is up to you. You can deny it and remain a typical fucking stupid Filipino, or you can realize it, and improve yourself. It’s up to you!
But I won’t keep quiet about it anytime soon.
You might be able to get away with making other stupid Filipinos think you’re smart by denying your stupidity, but the rest of the world just sees you as another typical dumbshit. Why? Because the rest of the world looks at what you DO, and NOT WHAT YOU SAY!! In Philippines, you can do all the stupidity you want, and save yourself by making some illogical lame excuse, and then appear to other stupid Filos as smart again. Well, the rest of the world isn’t that stupid, I hate to reveal that to you, but it’s true. The rest of the world is looking at you, and doing a facepalm and shaking their heads. Very little of what you do and say here makes any sense to the rest of the world. We’ve tried to tell you for 1/2 a century. We’ve tried to help you for 1/2 a century. But you just choose to remain stupid fucks. Oh well. Your choice.
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