“Where’s the class?” should be the motto of this shit-hole culture. I have never met such a crass group of low lives.
This post is brought to you by MY RAGE at the moment. I am a trained chef and an absolute die-hard foodie. I love to visit other countries and taste local cuisine. I think food is a wonderful way to bridge cultural gaps and a fantastic way of learning a culture’s history.
Filipinos are not concerned with learning about anything (whether it be about their own country or another). They prefer to remain ignorant bums who live in filth and corruption. They also refuse to eat anything not Filipino.
Making gourmet meals for my family is such a treat for me because I am not able to visit often. I have cooked for thousands of people before and never have I been so insulted than by my own flesh and blood. They want to know, “Where’s the rice? Where’s the pork belly?” It’s like they can’t go one fucking meal without eating like poor bums.
Now, I was raised on traditional Filipino food and I do like it. But I cannot eat it every day, nonetheless, three times a day! Can you imagine what your arteries would look like eating Spam and rice three times a day? Fried longanisa, fried eggs, tocino, fucking PORK FAT everything. Their palettes are so dumbed down, they might as well taste with their brains.
If you ever want to insult a chef, sniff their food. I’m not talking about smelling; smelling is a part of the tasting process. I mean SNIFFING. Like a street dog. And then make a face like the gourmet French or Italian food you’ve just been served, is not good enough for your sando-wearing, raggedy crouton feet, karaoke-singing, toothless dumb ass. That’s how you insult a chef.
I have no idea where the notion that non-Filipinos eat crap food. I remember when I was growing up, my mom cooking macaroni and cheese for my white cousins for breakfast! Why? Because that’s what white people eat! I remember being humiliated when she’d do stuff like that.
Speaking of embarrassing, I saw a little snippet on Nick Jr titled “Where I Live.” Nick Jr films a child in their country and sees what they eat and do all day. This particular day, they did the Philippines. The child says, “For breakfast, I eat chicken nuggets and rice.” And the idiot mother is standing in the kitchen, proudly displaying the Tyson chicken nugget bag. I honestly think she thought she was high class for making her son this junk for breakfast, just because it was a name brand bag. I was so embarrassed! Other countries showed their mothers and fathers making homemade pizza with vegetables picked from their garden (Italy), fresh meatballs being made (Sweden), etc. But you get to the Philippines and this dumb fuck of a mother is proudly showing off her reheating skills with her Tyson chicken nugget bag on display!
Ugh. I don’t know what I was expecting when I was cooking for my family. Maybe I thought they’d appreciate a free expensive meal prepared by someone who didn’t douse everything in Magic Sarap. But I was very, very wrong.
Next time, I’ll make sure to feed them turds from the kitty litter box. As long as it’s served with Manang Tomas sauce and white rice, they’ll never know the difference.Published in