Sometimes, I have this fantasy that plays through my head (not THAT fantasy, you pervs!). It usually happens when I’m reading the news and I see that some morons in the Philippines congress are bitching about trusting the “double dealing” US, and how the VFA should be junked and the US sent home.
I fantasize about Obama hearing this, going out to the rose garden, and making a very short speech that says:
“Dear Filipinos. Heard your bitching. Fine. Fuck you. Goodbye.”
And everyone cheers, especially the Chinese. Sadly, China then takes over, and we’re all eating cats, dogs, and whatever other crazy shit they serve up in China.
But at least I’ll have the satisfaction of seeing 100 million idiots getting an epiphany about their collective stupidity. Of course it’ll happen at the same time, but expect at least a 1 hour wait for the blank stares to stop when it actually sinks in.