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wacky
wacky Jul 12
Hey sir wanna buy some viagra? No thanks you asked me yesterday and the day before that, and the day before that. How about some fake Nikes shoes, or a wallet, belt maybe? No thanks. How about some knuckle dusters or a sting gun WITH 40,000 VOLTS For you own protection ? No thanks, we can't get it through customs. At least sell summat people would wanna buy.  Ok I got something special for you! How about a umbrella? It's isn't f**king raining. How about I sell you some Fake Nike shoes more expensive than what it cost in the store? "YOU WANT" I give you discount.  No thanks kuya fuckoff. Same guys you see every day, asking the same questions even clearly you've expressed you don't wanna buy their crap.  Just stand across the street displaying Fake items waving the object.  If you steer and smile at me long enough maybe I will buy. 


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Mike
Mike Jul 12
wacky,
          Ah yes, free enterprise filipino style. When I first got here we went to Subis and stayed at a beach resort and here come the peddlers while sitting on the beach. Guess security told them a new foreigner was there and let them in. So what was this asshole selling? U.S coins. Right up my ally as have always been a collector. What does he hand me but a bust dollar (1794-1803) and the date on his was 1878 but he insisted they were real.

         But my best one was when out for a walk and crossed the street where 2 pinoys were standing with some pinays:
Pinoy 1: Hey Joe, want a girl?
Me: No, just want to go home.
Pinoy1: Hey Joe, I give you cheap, your choice 500 pesos for 3 hours.
Me: No again.

    So off I walk and 5 foot later there's pinoy #2 who heard the whole thing:
Pinoy2: Hey Joe, you want girl?
Me: Didn't you just hear me tell him no? What make you think I changed my mind in 5 foot?
Pinoy 2: Hey Joe, I have young girls, I give you good price.
Me: No, just going home and going to bed.
Pinoy2: I have lots of girls.
Me; Good (pinoys eyes light up) Then you go and fuck them. I'm going home. (pinoy sad eyes).

     They just don't know how to take no for an answer.
wacky
wacky Jul 12

Quote from Mike wacky,
          Ah yes, free enterprise filipino style. When I first got here we went to Subis and stayed at a beach resort and here come the peddlers while sitting on the beach. Guess security told them a new foreigner was there and let them in. So what was this asshole selling? U.S coins. Right up my ally as have always been a collector. What does he hand me but a bust dollar (1794-1803) and the date on his was 1878 but he insisted they were real.

         But my best one was when out for a walk and crossed the street where 2 pinoys were standing with some pinays:
Pinoy 1: Hey Joe, want a girl?
Me: No, just want to go home.
Pinoy1: Hey Joe, I give you cheap, your choice 500 pesos for 3 hours.
Me: No again.

    So off I walk and 5 foot later there's pinoy #2 who heard the whole thing:
Pinoy2: Hey Joe, you want girl?
Me: Didn't you just hear me tell him no? What make you think I changed my mind in 5 foot?
Pinoy 2: Hey Joe, I have young girls, I give you good price.
Me: No, just going home and going to bed.
Pinoy2: I have lots of girls.
Me; Good (pinoys eyes light up) Then you go and fuck them. I'm going home. (pinoy sad eyes).

     They just don't know how to take no for an answer.
They need the commission. Besides I think you're more than capable finding your own girl "IF" You was in-need of one.   Massage Sir?  :D 
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