And now today’s laughtastic tidbit of news on shit we already know, but Flips continue to prove.
So I’m looking through my news, and what do I see? A Philippines “basketball association” crying “poor me!” As we know, Flips L O V E to dish out the criticism, but they can’t take a lick of it themselves. Now they’re the laughing stock of the sports world for it.
Apparently, form NBA (that’s right..a REAL basketball association) player Daniel Orton (you know..former Chicago Bulls and Oklahoma Thunder player) has been fired from the…wait…have to look up the silly team name here…the “Purefoods Hotshots”…and the PBA…for doing the most dastardly of things….saying something really reaaaaaallly bad about their beloved hero Manny Pacquio. Now…what could he have POSSIBLY have said to illicit such reaction? Did he call Manny a child molester? Did he accuse Manny of using steroids? This is what Mr. Orton actually said:
“Professional boxer, yeah, okay… professional basketball player, no. It’s a joke,”
Yep. That’s it. That’s all he said. And based on 5ft 6in Manny’s performance on the court where he only scored a single point, it fits perfectly. In the NBA, such a record would have dozens of players making jokes about it, and not a single one of them fined.
But I get it. Some people might say he was having a bad night. He might actually be good. Well, I’ll just show you think video here where you can see what the likes of Charles Barkley thought of Manny’s basketball skills:
Done laughing yet? You sure? Ok….now, let’s remember. This is the same Manny that got every medal the Philippines Congress had to give, including some for women. The same Manny that got an honorary doctorate’s degree in sports medicine (even though he dropped out of school in the 4th grade), the same Manny that had literally the worst attendance record of any politician except for GMA (who’s locked up in jail yet STILL holds office), and the very same Manny that got a high ranking military title without even going to boot camp.
So, as you can see, it’s a big “no-no” to think of Manny as anything other than a God, because the Flips really, really need one. You see, Manny doesn’t say bad things about the Flips like the Pope did. Manny has been the perfect poster boy for every aspect of the Flip Taking everything for free without earning it while acting stupid to anyone that calls him on it.
I’m really thinking they need to change the motto here:
“Fuck da muthafuckin’ truth! If you don’t love us blindly, get da fuck out!”Published in