So my hubby has a friend let’s call him Lou. Lou is a gross misogynist who believes he is Gods gift to women even though he looks like he’s been hit repeatedly by an ugly stick.
Lou has a girlfriend but has booked a holiday to the Philippines and states he is interested in “their culture and shit”. So off Lou goes, to study Philippines culture and shit. Whilst there, decided he is lonely and engaged the services of a GRO. GRO than asks him the next day to meet her family which he does so off to the province they go and apparently he is treated like a king by her family. He stays for a few more days with GRO before coming back home.
Lou has kept in contact with GRO and sends money for multiple emergencies that seem to crop up every week. Anyway GRO has contacted him and says she’s pregnant and guess who the daddy is? She begins to demand that he marry her immediately and start paperwork for her, bun in oven and surprise 6 year old daughter from previous relationship to be a family all together in Oz.
As much as I hate the guy, I’m talking him through everything like it’s been a while since he’s been physical with her, she’s a GRO who’s to say who the father is and to get a paternity test. Lou asks me to talk to GRO because her symptoms of pregnancy (heavy bleeding being one of them) is alarming. I try to talk to her, she tells me I’m a slut and stop trying to steal her man, also that I’m so stupid to not know a paternity test could kill her and unborn spawn.
I wrote this post because I’m sure that she isn’t telling the truth, her dates are forever changing and her symptoms sound like a heart attack and she sprang a huge surprise in the form of a 6 year old on poor Lou. Lou is sending 90% of his pay over now and even though he’s an arse clown I’m not sure he deserves it. Any suggestions will be considered. Thanks for reading.Published in