1.) Do not have the fan blowing on you when getting a massage. The fan will force air into your skin and you will get sick.
2.) Pregnant women have to sleep with the windows closed because if open witches will steal the baby. If closed the witches will scratch on the window trying to get in.
3.) Leave food out on the counter to keep rats out of the other food.
4.) A child is sick because it stepped on the toes of the ghost of a white woman standing under a tree.