Does anyone here do as I do to amuse themselves?
When I have reached my wits end dealing with flippers I have been known to play with the ignorant twunts for my own amusement – a self medication of dishing out their medicine if you will.
One of my favourites is standing in the supermarket with my trolley (cart) in a queue. Then, when the shopper in front moves forward I don’t move an inch. Now, as you are more than patently aware and even before I go on to explain, this causes the flipper behind me to experience immediate distress: “JESUS he has left a trolley distance between himself and the person in front that a) needs to be filled, and, b) can be filled by me.”
So, after a little anxiety filled period of xxxx nanoseconds the flopper (flip shopper) decides that they are entitled to the gap in front of me, for some inexplicable cultural reason i.e. rudeness, and proceeds to sneakily push their trolley past me. However, they did not take into account that this foreigner was playing them at their game and, just as they are starting to steer into the gap, I casually and very slowly push the trolley forward closing the gap. Et violá, flopper is left hung out to dry feeling silly and I silently LMAO.
Does anyone else do such things (I have plenty more) or have I just got an odd sense of humour?Published in