Well if you have cable or satellite tv and the History channel then I’m sure you see the previews about Jaime Dempsey “Ride and Seek Philippines” show. You know, the white chick that has tattoos all over and rides her motorcycle around the Philippines telling how great the country and people are. Has anyone besides me noticed that in her shows there is no trash along the roads, filipinos pissing everywhere, the beggars, getting overcharged or scammed? So now what is she doing? She’s doing commercials for a car and another one for a gas station chain. So in the car commercial she walks in and hugs a pinay then they test drive the vehicle on the streets in Metro Manila area.. Odd thing though there is always very little traffic and the other vehicles are staying in their lanes, obeying traffic laws, not cutting people off and so forth. Then in the gas station commercial she walks up to an attendant and he tells her how great their gas is and how they make it and how it’s good for their engine. Where is this pinoy at? I have trouble just getting them to understand “Fill it up with the best gas.” I’m waiting for the episode where a pinoy driving a trike or jeepney passes on a blind curve and splatters Jaime all over the pavement. If pay per view it will be a sale out with the expat crowd here before it hits YouTube.
So yesterday son had to dress up in a traditional costume of another country and went as a cowboy. So all the kids go on stage one at a time and pose for pictures, USA, India, China, Japan, Australia, Spain and ALASKA just to name a few. Yes I said Alaska. Seems the teachers handed out who was what country and the teachers said Alaska was a county. Of course I was wrong when I pointed out Alaska was not a country, I forgot for a moment that filipinos know everything and are never wrong. So after school it’s off to SM to have his picture taken in his cowboy outfit with lasso and his holstered plastic toy gun. The female security guard about went postal, grabbed him by the arm, pulled the gun up and still it took wife and male guard to convince the female it was a toy. So time to pose for the pictures. One with son alone, then family, then wife and son then son and I. Yes I got “THE LOOK”. Wife was outside so I took sons toy gun and held it to my temple and told shutterbug to take the picture. She did twice then showed it to my wife. THE LOOK was more deadly than Duterte.
Time to eat and off we go to Moon Cafe for Mexican food. I look at the menu and spot filet mignon with mashed potatoes, under it another steak with a baked potato. I ask if I can get the baked potato with the filet mignon and told yes so I order. After a reasonable amount of time my steak and potato arrive. What was the “filet mignon? Well strips of beef about 1/2 wide and coiled then held together by bacon on the outside. The baked potato? That was a potato cut in quarters and shoved in the oven. Talk about disappointment!!! So after start eating in walks a high maintenance pinay with her friend. Have to admit she was pretty and had the body to match but the kind that if you bought her a Mercedes she would bitch it is not a Rolls or Bentley. So here she is flaunting around and dressing and acting like she is gods gift to men. But she failed to notice one thing that ruined everything for her. Yes, I looked around but said nothing, her white tight fitting pants showing all the lines and curves, her cushion for the pushin in the back and the dreaded camel toe in the front.Published in