What do a filipino and a bad light bulb have in common?
Both are burnt out and neither one knows it.
What does the sun and filipinos have in common?
The Earth revolves around one and the other thinks the Earth and Sun revolves around them.
How are filipinos and filipino internet alike?
Both are very slow and have trouble connecting.
A big gator sitting on the bank of the river sunning himself when a little gator comes along and sits next to him. Admit=ring the size of the big gator, little gator starts talking:
SG: You sure are one big gator.
SG: How old are you?
BG: I’m 15 years old
SG; I’m 14 yet you are so much bigger. How do you do it? What do you eat?
BG: I eat filipinos who go in the water or too close to the edge.
SG: So do I but your still a lot bigger.
BG: How do you eat your filipinos?
SG: I wait for them like you said, then grab them real fast, shake them side to side, roll them around until I knocked the shit out of them then eat them.
BG: There’s your problem. Once you shake the shit out of a filipino there is nothing left.
Four corners at an intersection. At the first corner stands Santa Claus, the second corner stands the Easter Bunny, the third corner the Tooth Fairy and the fourth corner an honest filipino. Which one is real? Easy, everyone knows there’s no such thing as an honest filipino.
Are filipinos like the mufflers on their scooters? Yes. Both are loud, proud and useless.
How come filipinos don’t go to heaven?
God got tired of them telling him that he is sitting in their chair.
You can always tell a filipino. You just can’t tell him much.Published in