You work an eight hour over night shift in a call center then go out and get drunk at 7am,sing karaoke and take pictures of everything you eat,drink and 100 of selfies.
Your solution to every problem is praying.
You save for three months to buy that new iphone everyone else has yet borrow money for bills the entire time.
You wear the heaviest jacket and a wool cap in the hottest weather because you r work has “aircon”.
You can’t go to work because it started raining and you might get wet.
You think sitting in front of a fan makes you sick.
You are scared of the sun and getting “dark”.
You use your “high blood” as an excuse for everything.
You think it’s ok to ask a person you just met personal questions.
You think a person who doesn’t have kids maybe a “gay”.
You think every white person is “kano”
You don’t eat at a certain time every day you will get sick.
You’re late eating a certain meal you get upset.
You think having “white babies” will make you the envy of all your relatives and friends.
You drink,smoke,eat nothing but salt and sugar laced food but you go to the gym so that makes you healthy.
You have two college degrees and work at McDonald’s.
Your parents know your pay day and expect money twice a month from you.
You rent bed space and don’t save a dime of your own money to buy an actual home.
You feel the need to “bond” with every single person you work with because they are all your “friends” because you went through training together.
You go on vacations and “outings” with coworkers,spend all your money then when asked,”How will you pay your bills?” Your response is “Bahala na”.
You wipe your ass with your hand and water but think foreigners using toilet paper aren’t clean.
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