The other day my wife and I went to SM mall to pick up a few things, get out of the house and stroll around. Walking along I saw in the distance her and moved in closer to take a look at her with wife following my gaze and my body. I suspect she was also watching to see if a lump started to grow on my crotch as well. I will admit it was hard keeping it down, no pun intended. So as I drew closer I could see that she had all the bumps and curves in the right place, a thing of beauty without a doubt.
So I’m standing there staring at the eye candy trying not to drool to much when wife starts talking to me, she see the lust in my eyes no doubt:
Wife: You really like her don’t you?
Me: What’s not to like? I mean look at her body, the curves and bumps in all the right places.
Wife: So, what do you want to do with her?
Me: I would love to put my hands on her and make her purr like a kitten when being softly stroked. I would love to rub her down.
Wife: You would would you?
Me: Yes, very much so. I know I can make her purr.
So my wife stands there for a few seconds watching me enjoy the eye candy when she starts in again:
Wife: So what would you do?
Me; I would mount here in a heart beat right here and now if I could get away with it.
Wife: Would you really?
Me: Oh yes! Just try me, tempt me even.
Wife then starts shaking her head, grabs me by the arm and leads me away. But all the while I have to keep looking back, I can’t help it, she was so BEAUTIFUL and SEXY all decked out in her black outfit.
Yes, she was that good looking sitting there in the middle of the wide aisle at SM sat a brand new, fresh from Milwaukee the first HARLEY DAVIDSON I have seen since coming to the PI. Now you guys get you minds out of the gutter ok?