And now another “shake your head sadly moment”, brought to you by the ever-predictable Flip in an SUV. You know this phenomenon. You put a Flip in an SUV, and suddenly, they’re not short and stupid anymore. Nope. Now they’re tall and stupid, and with a God complex to boot!
Such is the case with this tragic tale that occurred on May 3rd, where one idiot was walking diagonally across a street (because crosswalks are for losers who think looking both ways is a good idea), and another idiot who was just playing his own version of Carmageddon (because you get an extra 50 points if you knock their shoes off!).
All of this, by the way, was caught on CCTV.
But the tale doesn’t end there. No sirree! It’s just not a tale of idiots unless you throw in the Failipino twist.
While other cars are just driving around the body (not my problem!), the moron who hit the guy doesn’t even stop. Nope! He keeps going! But then, maybe his coping skills couldn’t handle what just happened. And you gotta admit, running over someone should be pretty stressful!
So our driving moron does the only thing his two brain cells can think of. He pulls over at a nearby gas station (yes, gas station), and lights up! It’s then that we learn the real root of all of his stress. He has to check out the front of his SUV..make sure the resale value is still there. Then he finishes up his smoke and goes on his merry way. Again, all caught on CCTV.
Let the chicken crossing the road jokes begin!