Greetings to all loyal members and newcomers of the blog! I sincerely apologize for my extended absence from this site. I’m sure some of you might’ve thought I’ve gotten locked away for doing something extremely vengeful knowing my vindictive nature, and some of you might’ve thought that I finally had escaped this hell-hole. Well unfortunately, none of that happened. My life had continued as it had always did here in the Failippines, where the simplest of matters always seems to go wrong.
Due to my heavy exposure in Pinoy society, I have so much to share. I understand that the majority of us are veterans of Pinoy culture and are fully aware of the insanities that goes on around here, so I’m not going to share what many you have heard and seen a thousand times before. I already came to terms that this place is hell, and it disproves god’s existence every time I see a suffering child, every time I see gaggle-fucks of pinoy drivers blocking the pathway of an emergency vehicle with its sirens on, every time where I’m required to pay more because of my physical appearance (being a foreigner), and every time when they manage to fuck up the simplest of shit that is fuck-proof. My extreme frustration with this country had eventually boiled to a level of hate unimaginable, so extreme to the point where my input on this site would’ve been deemed to be extremely inappropriate and harsh, but thankfully at the same time I managed to find a friend on this site who I was able to voice those unrestrained thoughts and off the web.
After spending grueling days of being surrounded by loud and obnoxious Pinoys, I’ve managed to finally adapt (not conform) to their behavior, and changed my perception of them so I am not as infuriated with them as before. This heavy exposure to them has molded my wisdom to astronomical levels, enough to the point where I had permanently embedded in my mind of things that I should NEVER do in Philippines. Paying anything in FULL upfront is one of them. One thing that I realized about Pinoys is that once they receive full payment for any service that has to be rendered to you prior to performing it, they have the inevitable tendency to either 1) Not perform the job they were paid to do, 2) Perform the job extremely sluggishly, or 3) Rack up on additional cost that has not been previously stated. In other words, you have to pay them an extra incentive for them to actually do the job after already paying for the service fee. It’s best to just pay half up front, then the other half when the job is completed when dealing with Pinoys. I already stated why you shouldn’t pay them 100% up front, but why you shouldn’t you ever pay them 100% after completion? Simply put, they wont take you seriously and would suspect a scam being that they are so used to being scammed by each other on a daily basis. I tried paying a pinoy to do some freelance work for me with a promised salary after completion. Turned out that the job was never done assuming that I would never pay him. That’s why I suggest the half-and-half method is best, but your experience may vary depending on who you deal with.
Another experience I encountered when dealing with Pinoys is that whenever you engage in a conversation with one, the conversation will most likely end in them wanting money from you. It’s quite rare that I conversed with a Pinoy just for the sake of having a casual social conversation. Here is a relevant story to suit as an example.
– If you go to the Casino and gamble your money at the slots as often as I do, you may notice a few familiar faces roaming around talking to strangers. The main culprits would be females. I’ve been approached by these wandering casino girls a few times. The first few times I willingly gave them a tip for making me lucky (only a myth) when I won, but there were these couple of times when I lost all my money while one of them were sitting next to me. During the first of these two experiences, she actually had the nerve to ask me for money after leaving the slots. The relentless begging she did had made me so sick that I actually told her to ‘fuck off,’ and she finally did. The 2nd time this happened I predicted that it would happen. I experimented to see how heartless this one could be. After watching me lose all my money she asked me for 100 pesos, I pulled out my wallet to show her that I only had 50 pesos left. I told her that it was for transportation and I needed a way to get home. She then said,”50 is enough for me” as if she didn’t give a shit about me getting home. This had enraged me to the point where I had yelled to the first beggar to “fuck off” when I exited the Casino. Why should I give a fuck about the pinoy beggars when pinoys don’t care about me getting home? That mentality had screwed with my mind for days, and it expanded to the point of me not giving two shits about the beggars here. No matter how young or how old, I’ve been telling them all to “fuck off” lately.
There has also been this instance while I was walking along the corridors at Mall of Asia, I was approached by a Pinoy who had kindly greeted me. He claimed he was a guard at a hotel I stayed at last week (when I haven’t been at any hotels near that time, but maybe he mistaken it for my condo). After that peaceful and joyous conversation, when I attempted to depart away from him he then called my attention again and requested me to give him money for lunch. OF COURSE THE CONVERSATION WOULD END WITH HIM ASKING FOR MONEY! It didn’t hurt to give the bastard 100 pesos, so I did. Then he asked for more so he can buy lunch for his kids. I figured that I didn’t even know this guy, and he probably would’ve asked for more to buy lunch for his whole extended family next. So I simply ignored his plea and walked away.
Ultimately, avoid all conversations with random pinoys unless you are ready to fork over some money. You pretty much have to pay for conversations in this country!
Another thing I had realized lately is that ALL pinoy women with a slight bit of intelligence are shit fucking crazy! I only had horrible experience with pinays, and the friendships I had with them had deterred by me doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO THEM!!! I have 4 examples, and they are the ONLY 4 pinay friends I made on my own. (Others are friends of my wife’s, but they no better than to get on my bad side).
Crazy Pinay #1: She is a Filipina American who I knew in the US Army. We were extremely close friends and we knew each others secrets. The biggest secret she told me was that she was bisexual, and I knew her lesbian partner. Just a reminder, same gender relationships were punishable in the military before September 2011, and this was around that time. Before her female lover came around, we were almost getting into the stage of having a relationship. I knew a guy she worked with it who I spoke to once in a blue moon, and one day he approached me and asked,”Hey, I heard that your girl Maria was a lesbian, is it true?” I simply said that I didn’t know, I alerted my friend that her secret was getting out and to be cautious since I didn’t want her to be punished, demoted, or removed from the service. When I warned her about the word this guy told me, she had then accused me of possibly telling him because she thought I was jealous of her girlfriend. I was outraged that she would even come to that conclusion, so I separated all ties with her and blocked her from all accounts for even thinking that stupid and to think of me being that disloyal.
Crazy Pinay #2: She was a girl I met at the school here. We knew each other well and always sat next to each other in class. One day she posted a photo of herself on facebook of her writing on a test paper. I made a harmless jokingly comment saying,”60….. hahaha.” (60 is the lowest possible grade a pinoy can achieve in most schools in Philippines…… achieving a 0% is impossible because the grading system here has been curved so dumbfuck pinoys can still pass their subjects, and most of them still do it with cheating…. ok, on with the story). After that comment, she blew up in rage, then tells me that her mother was pissed at her for even thinking that she got a failing grade. Just to keep in mind, her parents don’t know shit about me, so why believe a random kano in the first place? Typical dumb pinoy….. She has always been the playful type, but was a total bitch with me for saying one short harmless comment. So I had to cut that crazy bitch outta my life too… blocked her on facebook.
Crazy Pinay #3: I had already announced this one on this blog before last year, but to briefly put it. We were planning a night out, and she wanted to go someplace we haven’t been before, but she wanted me to pick the location and I had no idea of where to go. After quickly searching for nightlife in Manila online, the first thing that popped up was “Makati P.Burgos Street.” So I suggested P.Burgos Street Makati to her. Surely enough, she had unleashed her inner demon on me. I was totally oblivious as to why she was angry, but she backed me into a corner I couldn’t get out of. She accused me of having these vile and nasty thoughts. I mean really? She is judging me based on what she is thinking that I am thinking, THERE IS NO WAY TO DEFEND AGAINST THAT!!! She was fucking psycho and kept bombarding me with hate messages, so I had to lose her too. Turned out that P.Burgos street was a red light district area, but after being there lately, it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was. There were people, even some guys with female foreign friends, who were just socializing at outdoor resto bars like any ordinary couple, so I still don’t see what she so wired up about. Anyway, I ended ties with her too. You can catch this full story on the post I made about her titled,”Knowing my limits with a Filipna” which I posted on here about 8 months ago.
Crazy Pinay #4: I knew this couple as long as I knew my wife, which was 8 years. They both live in Philippines now and I’ve always been there to help them out. I hooked the guy up with some residual income, which he only had to pay me 15% of for doing all the work. I noticed his filipina wife (who he is illegally married to) started to resent me a little bit since she believes I deserve less than 15% (who had also fucked me over in a number of ways in the past, but that’s another story). So she has been quite distant with me lately. The guy, which is as dumb as a pinoy (sorry to admit, but true) needed my help again, because in March of this year he wanted to fly back home to America for a while, and he doesn’t know how to book a plane ticket online, and neither does his dumb illegally married filipina wife. So they had hit me up to help him purchase a one-way plane ticket to America (One-way was all that he could afford at the moment). Keep in mind, they were both present when i bought the ticket and they were both aware that he was coming back. Another known fact I should share is that he is wife is very controlling, and has him on a short leash. Technically, the guy is a bitch and his wife wears the pants in their family. After he flew home, I hit him up on facebook seeing how he is doing. I wished him luck and told him to “ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM.” His wife being a controlling bitch who monitors his emails and facebook account never gives him privacy, incidentally she saw that message and went ballistic! She thought I meant ‘enjoying his freedom away from her,’ when I was referring to enjoying it away from Philippines, since we all know how it is. Well that crazy bitch turned evil on me really quick! She threatened my wife saying how it’s my fault that her husband left her, and how she plans to separate me and my wife apart. She claims to know so many secrets about me that she wants to tell my wife so she can leave me. She has even been sending some insane anonymous text messages to our phones trying to break us up. Pretty much, all hell had broke lose. She blocked me on facebook on her husband’s account so I can’t talk to him anymore. She was driving me nuts, and I had to notify him how his wife was driving me fuckin crazy! Thanks to ‘cookies,’ I had still had access to his email as well from when he booked his ticket, and in one of his emails I saw that he booked a return ticket back to Philippines (I bet he had help on the other end with that as well) which was inbound for April 21st. That day, I surprised him at the airport when he arrived. His wife was there so I guess she was notified as well. I confronted that crazy bitch for acting out, and now that he returned, she had no excuse to act out the way she did in the first place. I handle their money, so I’m just gonna take an extra 5% out of their allowance for her unnecessary behavior.
So there you have it folks! 4 out of 4 pinays who were shit fuckin crazy! And as you saw, I did nothing to provoke them. I am totally giving up on meeting crazy pinays because I will be damned if this happens to me a 5th time. My life has been nothing but chaos during my absence on PFB. I’m running out of people to vent my pinoy-related problems to, so I will be around to bitch and complain for a while. I also had other personal reasons for leaving the blog, but I can only admit that in PM to avoid some certain spectators who I really don’t want reading about it, plus it’s hard to believe. Once again, I’m sorry for the absence, and I can not guarantee that it wont happen again. I’ve been a busy guy lately and currently in the process of setting up a partnership business. I miss you all, especially you familiar faces out there; Spartacus, CantFixStupid, FiloFail, Cebubear, Al aka shoot me dead, Kaine, Kevin, and anybody else who I forgot to mention.
I tell you all one thing, I was quite thrilled to hear how Mayweather had destroyed the very symbol of PINOY PRIDE. I was excited to see the distraught that shunned upon countless Pinoys who were undoubtedly disappointed and heartbroken with the outcome of the May-Pac fight. Even the Pacman himself couldn’t come to terms with defeat that he already had an excuse up his sleeve if in case he lost. I know you all heard about that injured shoulder excuse he came up with after he lost. Who wanna bet that he wouldn’t have mentioned it if he won? I find it utterly irresponsible to not be in tip top shape for the biggest match of the century. He even gained the media’s attention by also frowning upon Mayweather’s fighting style. So what if he ran around a little bit? It’s called ‘strategy’ and it gained him victory. If he wants to blame Mayweather for running around, then he is also admitting that he is too slow to catch up to him. Either way, a loss is a loss and he has to accept it no matter what excuse he has for his defeat. I’m not big on boxing, but it absolutely gave me a massive hard-on for days to see that boxing can put a dent in their foolish pride. PINOY PRIDE is one of the very reasons this country is in the foul state that it is in now, and they needed this defeat to loosen that pride a little bit so they can start being functional in other departments of life.
That’s pretty much how my last 5 months been while away. Nothing new, I never left this filthy Pinoy soil, and I’m suffering just as much as everyone else here. I’m running out of reasons to be here, so it wont be long til I find myself back home in the good ol Red, White, and Blue, where I will eventually get killed by some armed maniac due to our out of control gun laws. I would rather die quick and happy, rather than a slow and miserable death by pollution, Red Horse, and high levels of stress. That is life…..