What do I hate about The Philippines? Simple:
1.) They claim to speak fluent English when in fact they are poor at speaking it.
2.) The trash thrown everywhere.
3.) Filipinos/filipinas pissing everywhere.
4.) The smell of stale piss where they piss.
5.) The way they shift blame for their mistakes and problems to other countries and people.
6.) Lack of honesty.
7.) Lack of morals.
8.) Lack of discipline in all areas of their lives, country and culture.
9.) Lack of loyalty to anyone but themselves.
10.) Corrupt police, courts, LTO, BI, NBI, Customs.
11.) Bragging great internet when in fact is second WORST in Asia.
12.) Low national IQ.
13.) Life is cheap.
14.) Always very loud.
15.) Too many stray dogs.
16.) Too many stray cats. who wants to listen to cats fucking by their bedroom window all night?
17.) Shitty tv shows and even shitter actors and actresses.
19.) Bad electric.
20.) Bad water from tap.
21.) Shitty customer service.
22.) Taxis with bad shocks and a/c.
23.) Filipinos/filipinas that claim to be honest while they are overcharging, stealing or otherwise ripping you off.
24.) Almost everything is substandard.
25.) Always begging.
26.) Cruel to animals.
27.) Cruel to each other and more so to non filipinos.
28.) Demanding the same rights as natural citizens enjoy in foreign countries they migrate to yet deny the foreigners the same rights as filipinos in the philippines.
29.) Paying a bribe to PNP, BI, NBI or others to do their fucking job.
30.) The stupid way they chose who they vote for.
31.) The asshole in office or running for office.
32.) The fake following of a religion.
33.) Poor roads.
34.) The sense of self entitlement.
35.) Lack of manners.
36.) Lack of common courtesy.
37.) Letting their children run around like wild animals.
38.) Not their fault they stole your watch, but your fault because you caught them stealing your watch.
39.) No shoes in half sizes.
40.) Always getting asked by a pinay to set her up with a Western man.
What do I love about The Philippines?
1.) My family.
2.) The exchange rate.
3.) The eye candy.Published in