Never in Philippines will you hear:
“We have resolved the problem sir”
“After you sir/ma’am”
“I was wrong”
“It’s my fault”
“Certainly we’ll refund your money”
“It’s my responsibility”
Never in Philippines will you see:
Pushing the brake pedal take priority over pushing the horn.
Cars stopping at a pedestrian crosswalk when there are pedestrians walking in it. Even mothers holding infants. The idiot filipinos will just slow down enough to whiz by you and miss you by 1/2 an inch. That’s AFTER they have honked at you for being in the crosswalk. Stupid fucking inconsiderate, rude, ignorant filos!
A fast food restaurant like McDonalds or Jollibee get an order accurate or have all the food hot and fresh. It’s usually been sitting under the warmer for 20 or 30 minutes, WAYYYY past the alotted time allowed. No fucking standards or quality. If the corporate offices only knew…..
Cars yielding or getting the fuck out of the way for an ambulance with it’s sirens and lights on. Selfish stupid ignorant dumb fuck filos!
A personal loan paid back.
A Jeepney driver give a fucking shit about anyone else on the road or in his jeepney as there’s always room for 4 more until they’re spilling out the sides and hanging off the back rails, and they’ll STILL stop and pick up more. Stupid fucking filipino idiots. No dignity whatsoever. Their dignity is sold for 7 pesos. Dumb fucks.
Courteous behavior unless they’re an employee wanting your business.
Never in Philippines will you get:
Customer service in the real sense of the term.
What you pay for.
Into an SM mall without getting touched, yet you can walk into a bank, and the airport without getting molested by a dumbfuck in a uniform.
Consistency of any kind with anything whatsoever. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes the exact same thing is utter crap.
Anything in a package open very easily. These idiots are fucking scotch tape addicts. They tape everything, even your food bags from McDonalds are taped closed, and your burger box is taped closed, and everything has tape tape tape!!! Everything is taped! The lids that snap on to containers are taped! The cover of the bucket of chicken is taped! THEY’RE LIKE KINDERGARTNERS THRILLED WITH TAPE!!