OMFG!!! Can I haz?!?! Plz?!?!

Oh, I know Xmas is past, but I’m a firm believer in Xmas in July…and we REALLY need this solution!

“Kaine…buddy…slow down…what the hell you going on about this time?”

*runs around excitedly*  “I want! I want!  I wanna see this done!  OMG!”

*sigh* “Ok, Kaine…show me….”


” Wow, Kaine!  This is amazing!  I’m seriously thinking this needs a kickstarter campaign to get it into the Philippines!!!”

“I know…right!?!?  Would 50 million barrels be enough!??”

Published in Blatant Stupidiy, Filipino Stupidity, Humor, Low Standards


  1. Profile gravatar of Captain PFB
    Captain PFB

    They would have to coat every fucking square inch of the cities here. But you see, the problem is, FILIPINOS DON’T SEE THIS AS A “PROBLEM”, THEY SEE THIS AS “PRETTY OK” AND “NORMAL”. JUST AS NORMAL AS A DOG PISSING ON A WALL OR POST.

    Suggest to a Filipino mayor or governor to use this, and they’ll first give you the blank stare, then ask “Why would we want to make our people’s piss splash back on them when they pee?”

    1. Profile gravatar of Pinay Lover
      Pinay Lover

      Would this prevent a Filipino who is pissing on walls? I personally think they would either not notice piss repelling off walls and hitting their legs, or if they did notice, they would simply ignore this and let piss run down their leg. Or better yet, they would just turn around and piss towards the road! LOL. Fully exposed for the public to see!

    2. Profile gravatar of snakebitbytheflip

      Whenever I saw that over there, I would think about how dogs would pee on trees, fire hydrants, etc. to mark their territory. Well, given the fact that flips are subhuman vermin, it should go without saying that they are merely MARKING THEIR TERRITORY.


  2. Profile gravatar of BiTronic

    I play a game with my parents whenever we are driving somewhere, that every drive we would see three things.
    1. A naked baby
    2. Someone pissing on the street
    3. Wierdos showing their gut because it’s hot.
    Guess which one we see undeniably everytime?