Only about 99,999,997 off…


So, maybe you know about the recent PH Senate drama going on.  Maybe you’re smart and don’t give a fuck enough to pay attention.  If you’re the former, I’m going to nutshell it to you, and if you’re the latter, feel free to comment on your secret “not give a fuck” sauce recipe for the rest of us, eh?

So what we have here is a war going on.  On one side, you have the LP party who basically have lost most of their power when the child was elected president.  They had a small bit of power left in the senate, but their poster child De Lima isn’t exactly the heavyweight hitter (though she looks like a gorilla…respect to Harambe).  In the other corner is the child in charge, who has blinded a lot of Flips to support him.  Because of this, the bottom feeders in the government grabbed the nearest tube of superglue, applied it generously to their lips, and proceeded to play a game of “find a vacant spot on the president’s ass”.  In essence, it’s a story of David vs. Goliath, save David is the ugliest thing to sport a vagina, and Goliath is a mutant baby with a flock of lemmings ready to dive off a cliff if he wants.

So in this chapter, De Lima was in charge of leading the probe into the extrajudicial killings going on.  This is fucked up because she’s under an ethics investigation herself, being accused of turning a blind eye to the prison drug lords for a paltry 30 million pesos a month.  Of course, the only evidence to this is an accusation of the guy in this photo being a drug runner himself.


I’m sorry to do this to you.  I really am.

Hearings for this (and maybe even some evidence presented) are due to start next week.  Of course, the child already ensured it’s conclusion by making all of the accusations public long before any investigation, based on a hand drawn chart he came up with.  But in addition to that, the suck ups in the Senate wanted to make sure they stayed in his good graces by booting her off the committee investigating him.  Any guesses on whether they’re going to find anything wrong with these killings?

The punch line, though, comes in the form of Sen. Cayateno (a very staunch supporter of the child) and his comments about De Lima and the few LP allies that still think she’s swell:

“In abroad, they assume those state-sponsored killings because ‘that’ given the impression given by Senator De Lima and other teammates. I know for a fact which was adopted in those lines in the EU, to a certain degree in the United Nations and the US, “

-Translated with Google Translate because..well…fuck learning Filipino.

No, idiot.  It’s not the people asking why so many people are dead without due process that’s giving the Fuckeduptinnes a bad name.  And whatever accusations you want to hurl at the EU and UN and the US doesn’t excuse what THIS country is doing.  You want to pinpoint it down to just three senators, like that’s going to make the problem go away with them?  No idiot.  Here’s why everyone else in the world is starting to see what we (the intelligent life forms stranded on an island full of idiots) have known for years:

Flips love their hamfisted solutions to oppress themselves.

Yep.  Flips will always find ways to victimize themselves.  It pays well, and it gives them a sense of purpose in this world.  It’s bad enough that they consign themselves to wiping arab asses for a living, but now they want to set themselves up for another dictatorship.  It’s what they do.  It’s their reason to exist.  They even say it brings them closer to God.  Whatever.  The main point, however, is simply this:

Only 3 senators are making the Philippines look bad?  Senator, I think you’re 99,999,997 Flips off.

Published in Blatant Stupidiy, Bureaucracy, Corruption, Delusional Filipino, Filipino Hypocrisy, Filipino Stupidity, Low Standards, Political Idiots, Stupid Filipino Quotes


  1. Profile gravatar of Mike

    Let me see if I understand this:
    1.) Duterte calls the Pope a son of a whore.
    2.) Duterte calls Obama a son of a whore.
    3.) Duterte calls Moon stupid.
    4.) Duterte threatens to hit a UN envoy in the head.
    5.) Duterte kills thousands outside of the law.
    6.) Duterte says he should have been the first to rape an Australian.
    7.) Duterte said he was not joking about raping the Australian.

    I find it interesting that the Duterte ass kissers fail to mention any of this. Wait, no I’m not as double standards are a well known filipino trait. What is interesting is how filipinos blindly believe all the bullshit coming out of Dutertes mouth. Is there a drug problem? Yes, but EVERY country has a drug problem. Now list the governments that are killing people in the streets. Then they say “It’s the Chinese!” Anyone notice how they leave out the fact that filipinos also make shabu? They leave out the fact that all you have to do to make shabu is go to SM malls and buy everything you need to make shabu.

    Watching the Duterte supporters here and on other websites and on tv reminds me of a NatGeo widlife documentary. You know the one, where the cape buffalo stampede to cross the river before the crocs get them. Yes, be careful of the Duterte ass kissers stampede.

    1. Profile gravatar of Mike

      Then you have the witness that came forward testifying about Duterte personally killing people and ordering them killed. Senate refuses protection for him, what a surprise huh? Anyone else notice that the church is very quiet about this? Remember back to PGMA when Jun came forward to testify against GMA in the ZTE scandal, the church was right there and took him in for his protection. So why with Duterte and something more grave is the church silent? Then you have another hitman for Duterte that is hiding out over toward Cebu.

  2. Profile gravatar of Mike

    Every day mom in law watches the same crap on tv, WoWoWin and the crap like that. Now into watching the senate hearings on tv. Goddamn, I don’t know which is worse! The screaming on the tv shows or the bullshit the senators are putting out. Al, just shoot me.

    1. Profile gravatar of Newq

      What a life. The sad part is it’s not the watching that hurts but the hearing. You can focus your eyes somewhere else but it’s not as if your ears have a choice

  3. Profile gravatar of 30-30

    To Mike.
    WTF is the world coming to?????? Arabs running wild all over the place. Canada is giving millions of dollars away while the jobs are headed to mexico and china. I see merckel is in deep trouble over her wanting 1 million refugees.
    I hope Trump wins just to piss clinton off

    1. Profile gravatar of Mike

      It’s called political correctness. You see Hillary wants to let 118,000 Syrian refugees into the states? Plus there are about 900 who used false names and birthdates that were given U.S citizenship that they cannot find now. On a side note. The 30-30 is ok but I’m more of a 30.06 man myself.

      1. Profile gravatar of 30-30

        To Mike
        I bet a 30 30 has shot more deer, moose and elk than a 30.06 has. Hhhaaha. I see where merckel is having second thoughts about flooding europe with the syrians. She lost a few elections in germany. I hope our politicians smarten up?????

  4. Profile gravatar of Mike

    Anyone see the news where they are talking about opening the Bataan nuclear plant online? Scary huh? filipinos running a nuclear plant when they cannot run anything else efficiently.

    1. Profile gravatar of Don Quixote
      Don Quixote

      I cant for the life of me figure out why they don’t convert it to LNG after all it is complete just no reactors why not use gas burners to make the steam instead of nuclear, I must be an idiot I guess.

      1. Profile gravatar of Mike

        You just had to ask didn’t you? Ok, I’ll answer it. One LNG is way too clean for filipinos. After all we know how they love their trash all over the place. Second more money from bribes, kickbacks and overcharging. I saw on news where it would take over $1 billion USD to get the plant online. Third, as greedy and corrupt as filipinos are there is more revenue selling the nuclear waste on the black market. Nuclear dirty bombs.

    2. Profile gravatar of Angeleyes

      Imagine them running a nuclear power plant. The times they have tried to run it, as in they were loading it with nuclear rods, was in 1986 and 2008, right before the Chernobal and Fukushima disasters which lead to them removing the rods and abandoning it. The UN and IAEA beg them not to start it as they cant even co ordinate disaster relief for a typhoon; imagine them trying to co ordinate a meltdown disaster. Imagine a Fukushima disaster in Bataan.

        1. Profile gravatar of 30-30

          To jan
          Nooooo, it would be funny,, our libtards would be dumbfucking themselves on how to give them aid. Send cash only out of Your paychecks

      1. Profile gravatar of Mike

        They can’t even master the use of a urinal and they think they can operate a nuclear plant. So would this be a new method of killing for Duterte? Collect alleged criminals and force them into the reactor room and watch them roast? Guess he could always make dvds showing it to sell at the stalls. “Roasted 1, Roasted 2, Roasted 3” dvd episodes. No doubt that anyone pirating his dvds would be in an episode. I mean there are already 15 Shake Rattle and Roll movies.

          1. Profile gravatar of Mike

            I mean how desperate are they? Not even Rocky, Nightmare on elm street had that many sequels.

  5. Profile gravatar of Don Quixote
    Don Quixote

    Hey Penance,
    Well thank you a fucking lot for ruining my dinner.
    Why did you need to post that photo of De Lima.
    If I remember right she is single and can do what she likes as far a se is concerned, unlike Duturd you did not need for us to see it too.

    1. Profile gravatar of Angeleyes

      Yeah @kaine thanks for that image, I had it stuck in my head all day after seeing it at 4.30 am as I was having breakfast and getting ready for work. But hey, Pssssst, do you have the link for the full video?