So, maybe you know about the recent PH Senate drama going on. Maybe you’re smart and don’t give a fuck enough to pay attention. If you’re the former, I’m going to nutshell it to you, and if you’re the latter, feel free to comment on your secret “not give a fuck” sauce recipe for the rest of us, eh?
So what we have here is a war going on. On one side, you have the LP party who basically have lost most of their power when the child was elected president. They had a small bit of power left in the senate, but their poster child De Lima isn’t exactly the heavyweight hitter (though she looks like a gorilla…respect to Harambe). In the other corner is the child in charge, who has blinded a lot of Flips to support him. Because of this, the bottom feeders in the government grabbed the nearest tube of superglue, applied it generously to their lips, and proceeded to play a game of “find a vacant spot on the president’s ass”. In essence, it’s a story of David vs. Goliath, save David is the ugliest thing to sport a vagina, and Goliath is a mutant baby with a flock of lemmings ready to dive off a cliff if he wants.
So in this chapter, De Lima was in charge of leading the probe into the extrajudicial killings going on. This is fucked up because she’s under an ethics investigation herself, being accused of turning a blind eye to the prison drug lords for a paltry 30 million pesos a month. Of course, the only evidence to this is an accusation of the guy in this photo being a drug runner himself.
I’m sorry to do this to you. I really am.
Hearings for this (and maybe even some evidence presented) are due to start next week. Of course, the child already ensured it’s conclusion by making all of the accusations public long before any investigation, based on a hand drawn chart he came up with. But in addition to that, the suck ups in the Senate wanted to make sure they stayed in his good graces by booting her off the committee investigating him. Any guesses on whether they’re going to find anything wrong with these killings?
The punch line, though, comes in the form of Sen. Cayateno (a very staunch supporter of the child) and his comments about De Lima and the few LP allies that still think she’s swell:
“In abroad, they assume those state-sponsored killings because ‘that’ given the impression given by Senator De Lima and other teammates. I know for a fact which was adopted in those lines in the EU, to a certain degree in the United Nations and the US, “
-Translated with Google Translate because..well…fuck learning Filipino.
No, idiot. It’s not the people asking why so many people are dead without due process that’s giving the Fuckeduptinnes a bad name. And whatever accusations you want to hurl at the EU and UN and the US doesn’t excuse what THIS country is doing. You want to pinpoint it down to just three senators, like that’s going to make the problem go away with them? No idiot. Here’s why everyone else in the world is starting to see what we (the intelligent life forms stranded on an island full of idiots) have known for years:
Flips love their hamfisted solutions to oppress themselves.
Yep. Flips will always find ways to victimize themselves. It pays well, and it gives them a sense of purpose in this world. It’s bad enough that they consign themselves to wiping arab asses for a living, but now they want to set themselves up for another dictatorship. It’s what they do. It’s their reason to exist. They even say it brings them closer to God. Whatever. The main point, however, is simply this:
Only 3 senators are making the Philippines look bad? Senator, I think you’re 99,999,997 Flips off.Published in