Here I am once again swimming in the belly of the beast, where corruption, stupidity, and dishonesty is in its purest form. Right at the academy where they learn it all from. I’ve always been tired of Fuckin Filipinos boasting out about their false claims, and how their claims doesn’t reflect what I see in them every single day.
Well it was just lately where I was selected with a small group at my school to participate in this ‘English Proficiency Test’ being conducted this Friday (19Sep2014), which I’m SUPPOSE TO HAVE OFF! “Oh fuckin great, I have to deal with 5 days of these idiots” I thought to myself. Then I heard that this test was being held by the International English Center here at my school. So I decided to take it upon myself to approach some of the other foreign students to find out that they were also selected to take part in this English Proficiency Test as well. I only asked 2 of them, only a few foreign students here who have ENGLISH as their primary language just like myself.
So let me get this straight, without asking me if I was interested in taking this test to make THEM look good, they pretty much forced it on me? On top of that, I already had Friday plans. Being that this is the INTERNATIONAL English Center, I assume that these results will be recorded into international statistics so fuckin Philippines can continue to brag to the world how superior their English is, when in actuality, they have been outsourcing foreigners like myself to take their exams to boost their global statistics in their English fluency. I mean think of it, where else would they get these statistics from?
– Employed Filipinos who are hardly working at all for their money, I doubt they have the time.
– Street Filipinos who works for scraps, yeah I bet they are likely to pass the test! LOL
– The OFWs, who are not even present in their own country to take the test. Enough said there.
– OR they can require people who are already in school, who has their mind gainfully employed, and just choose the smartest ones amongst them to represent Philippine’s international statistics?
I’m not gonna lie, there were some Filipinos chosen amongst us, but it wasn’t based on random selection either. I noticed that the ones who had the highest level of fluency were chosen.
Some of you already know me pretty damn well to know that I wont allow a Filipino to deprive me of my free time to help THEM out. As much as THEY fuck me over on a regular basis? Ha! I tell you what, I will attend this examination, and as they said, “This will not affect any of my grades.” I promise to fail the shit out of this exam! My results alone may not be enough to influence the ranking, but at least I’m doing my part to show some truth to the global statistics of Filipino’s English fluency. Filipinos already have a bad habit in claiming the success of others, and I will NOT allow them to claim any of mine!
Outsourcing has always been a common practice of the Philippines, just check out their basketball players for goodness sake. They contract foreigners to play for their teams, because they know damn well that a team full of natural born Filipinos isn’t worth shit in the PBA, where is the “Pinoy Pride” in that? Ha! My school does the same shit. My varsity team is halfway composed of foreigners who are slaves to the school basketball team. They get all their tuition paid for, but in exchange they must practice 3 hours a day and win a few games to make their school look good.
It’s amazing to know the extent a Filipino would take to boost their public, national, and international image. All I know is, I refuse to be in any part of it!
If you ever hear a Filipino boasting about how good their English is and how it’s one of the top English speaking countries in the world, just think about all the foreigners that were forced to take their English Proficiency Exams for them, which allowed them to obtain those stats.
*With every good lie, there is always some truth to it, and here is the truth folks*Published in