Yes, PLDT, probably the largest communications utility in the country, completely dumb-shits all over themselves again. It’s not at all shocking, being that it’s comprised of typical dumb-fuck Filipino idiots. Honestly, they can’t get through 1 hour without dumb-fucking themselves in the ass. But hey, I need blog content, and you all need a jolly good laugh at the continuing saga of utterly mind-boggling Filipino stupidity.
So anyway, I’m relocating (because of PLDT’s and Globe’s mind-boggling stupidity of telling me they could provide a connection at the current place I’m in, then after renting and moving in, they tell me they can’t, so I’m stuck using some shitty wimax (wireless DSL) device that isn’t worth a shit, and I can no longer deal with it, so I gotta move to an area where I can REALLY get DSL).
So I’m moving in about 10 days. PLDT was supposed to call me Saturday (because they said they would) to confirm the install date at my new location. Well of course they didn’t call. Not that I expected they would. Neither PLDT or Globe seldom ever do what they tell you they will do. It’s up to you to call them and scream at them, call them dumbfucks, idiots, unprofessional shit-for-brains who have no concept of customer service whatsoever, before you finally get them to do what they said they would do.
So I call them back this morning and lay down the insults and bitching, and ask them to confirm my install date. And what to they tell me?
“Sir, call us 1 week before you move and remind us please.”
So I reply,
“Remind you??? You’re a communications company! You don’t have computers, with some kind of system for scheduling, then FOLLOWING THAT SCHEDULE??? REMIND YOU???? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????”
This explains why they seldom to never do what they say they will do, until you have to call and remind them that they were supposed to call, or come yesterday.
This is why I say Filipinos are like a bunch of 2nd graders pretending to be a country. They are pretending to do business. They are pretending they’re a society. But like young children, they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. They’re just trying to mimic the adults.