Pope Whacks Some Pinoy Peepee, World Confident He’s Actually Intelligent Now.

I’ll have to be honest here.  I was worried about the Pope.  Not for his safety, per se, but rather that the “rock star” welcome he got landing here in the Failippines would go to his head.  I had visions of him walking around, basking in the glow of clueless adoration from the millions of brainless sheep that inhabit this island.

I was wrong.  This Pope ain’t half bad!

“It is now, more than ever, necessary that political leaders be outstanding for honesty, integrity and commitment to the common good,” the pope said in the speech at the presidential palace.

He challenged “everyone, at all levels of society, to reject every form of corruption, which diverts resources from the poor”.

The 78-year-old pontiff, seen by many around the world as a bold reformer compared with his predecessor, said the “great biblical tradition” obliged everyone to hear the voice of the poor.

“It bids us break the bonds of injustice and oppression which give rise to glaring, and indeed scandalous, social inequalities,” he said.

Now we all know what that weird sound heard all over the Philippines was.  It was the collective sound of millions of Filipinos going “Hruh? Wut U mean?  Can you give me some pesos, sirrr Pope?”

But it’s a start when their own idol smells the manure.  Now if he would just get his and the rest of the church’s panties un-bunched about divorce, same sex relationships, church abuse scandals, and….and….

Fuck it.  We’ll just take what we can get.

Published in Corruption, Delusional Filipino, Filipino Hypocrisy, Filipino Stupidity, Humor, Low Standards, Pinoy Pride, Poverty, Religion


    1. Profile gravatar of

      Ill bet they fucking ignore what he said about being responsible parents as well.
      ” Being a good Catholic doesn’t mean behaving like RABBITS, it means being responsible parents.”
      I’m starting to like this POPE.
      I just wish that the fucking TV stations would realize he is back in Vatican City NOW.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. Profile gravatar of Captain PFB
    Captain PFB

    $10 bucks says the stupid ass Filipinos never made any connection to what he said. And if they did, every stupid corrupt Filipino politician STILL feels he’s the exception to the rule, and he has every good reason to do his corruption, therefore it’s not corruption. It’s how they think.

    1. Profile gravatar of Fr. Bong Bong Jolog Jun III
      Fr. Bong Bong Jolog Jun III

      Nailed it as usual Filo. These dimwits are completely incapable of making such a connection, most especially one put forward in a relatively subtle manner. You could smack them in the face with it and even if they did get it, they’d just deny it anyway. I’ve given up holding out any hope for them a long time ago. I’m now here to exploit their cheap ass labor, and take advantage of the nice tourist destinations on offer – just like things were, back in the days when I used to enjoy this place. Ah, time for another cheap beer, poured by a near complete fucking imbecile, with firm looking tits, a cute smile and sexy eyes. Not long now and I can enjoy the sunset. Things are almost back to how they should always have been…

    2. Profile gravatar of Aaron

      Spot on. This country is fucked up beyond redemption. From the culture of corruption to the stupidity of just about every filipino I meet, the ignorance is boundless.

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    “because we have to learn to cry”
    hahaha, thats was the answer from the leader of brainles christians, if a 12 year old girl ask him, why god let all this poore kids on the street without food and clothes.

    now i’m understanding why fipos is so stupid, because we foreigner have to learn to cry …..

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    My god when will it end.
    The Pope has fucking left for Christ sake.
    Give it a rest, he aint coming back.
    If he has half a brain he wont anyway.
    He is silent with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Well fuck me Silent.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Write a big cheque.
    That will impress me. Build something besides a fucking church. that would really Impress me.
    What was it all about even?????????????????????

  4. Profile gravatar of kalbo

    Next time you meet a supposedly intelligent, educated filipino who is deeply Catholic ask them a few questions about their faith. The answers would make Richard Dawkins weep.

    I tried this. I asked a posh girl “What religion was Jesus”? Reply: “Catholic”. Oh dear…

  5. Profile gravatar of Johnny

    The last speech he gave at Luneta park, he told everyone to treat the environment with respect since it is a gift from god or something to that effect. As soon as his speech was over, the park was just trashed with garbage everywhere.
    In his homily for the same Mass, he even said, “[God] created the world as a beautiful garden and asked us to care for it. But through sin, man has disfigured that natural beauty.”


    1. Profile gravatar of Mike

      I saw that on the tv. It later said that over 15 tons of trash were picked up laying on the ground. Last year at black nazarine they had to have the fire trucks come and spray down the outside walls of the church and surrounding area because filipinos pissed all over the place.