Rape And Robbery In Angeles City

At the beginning of the 2nd Millennium I used to work as a Papasan in a Bar in the “City of Angels”, Pampanga.

One night around 2.30 am, my Head-Mamasan told me that one of our Girls were raped on her way home after she had finished her short time.

I was told that she was raped, stabbed and ended up in Hospital. Her overall condition was stable and her life not in danger. The rest of her story contained to much “chizmiz” so I just waited for the day that the Girl will come back to work.

6 weeks later I saw her back on stage and working. I called her down from the stage and asked her what happened.


Me: “Angel how are you, what happened?”

Angel: “Daddy (that is how the girls call their Manager / Papasan)…. Daddy, it is OK now I am back at work”

Me: “I see that you are back at work, but what happened that very night?”

Angel: “I went home with Chris Ann after short time. Right before we enter our Purok two guys jumped out of the dark, threaten us with a knife and started to molest us. My friend was able to run away but me not. The one guy raped me, stabbed me near my liver (showing me her scar) and took all my belongings.

Me: “OMG that must have been terrible – how are you now? How is your mental condition?”

Angel: “I am fine now, but I am still sad”

Me: “What makes you more sad? The rape or the stabbing”

Angel: “No, that does not makes me sad.”

Me: “What else makes you sad?”

Angel: ” You know Daddy, the rape is OK. Anyway I am always bar-fined and i am used to be fucked. The stabbing is OK, it is healing anyway and I am fine”

Me: “??? And what is it that makes you sad?”

Angel: ” [Bursting out in crying] My cellphone is gone!!!!”



Published in Blatant Stupidiy, Crime, Filipino Stupidity


  1. Profile gravatar of TightWired

    A feeeeeeew days ago I was chatting with a pregnant waitress that I’ve know for a while.
    Me: blah blah blah…I hope everything is good with your baby….
    Her: oh yes…but I’m a little sad.
    Me: Hmmm…why are you sad ???
    Her: because the father is not a foreigner, he’s just a phillowpino…
    Me: that’s ok he will still love the baby (I’m trying to be nice).
    Her: yes he will love the baby, but he has no money….Blank Stare…Do you want to be my baby’s God Father ????
    Me: Hmmmm….Can you check with kitchen about my food, and bring me another SMB.
    Her: Ok…do you want SMB or SML ???
    Me: SMB
    I’m not sure about her choices in men…but she’s a hell of a waitress…LoL

    1. Profile gravatar of BLX2

      God Father? You do know that they collect multiple God Fathers for the same child, right? What an honor, to be 1 of 8 to provide at birthdays, Christmas, in sickness, in health…… Such a giving culture.

      1. Profile gravatar of TightWired

        I’ve been asked a few times. Most time I just change the subject…after 5 secs they usually forget what we were talking about.
        It probably wouldn’t hurt me to go a good deed every now and then, but to who’s to say the money I would give the kid isn’t going toward the Uncle’s beer tab, or something else totally unrelated to providing supporting to the kid.

        1. Profile gravatar of BLX2

          The girls do like to pull on your heart strings here about their starving and/or sick child. I learned the truth offering to directly feed the child, going to the hospital with the child. The crazy ass excuses why it wasn’t possible to do this for a child so near death. SHAMELESS.

    2. Profile gravatar of Don Quixote
      Don Quixote

      Ive been asked a few times, I just moan about traveling all the time and how the Godfather is a great honor and I would not be able to perform my duties as always away.
      They piss n moan , because they know I know what their sneaky plot is.

    3. Profile gravatar of Fr. Bong Bong Jolog Jun III
      Fr. Bong Bong Jolog Jun III

      I’ve had many ask me to be the Godfather of some snot-nosed, spawn of Satan. I go into raptures about what a great honor it is for them to ask me to perform such an important role in the child’s life, but then explain that as an avowed atheist, it is both theologically and liturgically impossible for me to be the Godfather. The look of confusion which clouds their blank-staring faces is just priceless 🙂

  2. Profile gravatar of FHPS

    Im sick of fucking hearing about filipinas and their cell phones

    why the fuck they always use that cell phone line.

    its also known …
    girl — my cell phone was lost huhuhu (crying in my boarding haus and all those other shit stories) im using my c0uzins cp
    foreigner — ok
    g- can you buy another cell phone
    foreigner – ok
    *SCENARIO 1 — F sends money — it goes up in smoke
    *SCENARIO 2 — accompanies girl to shop she buys cp
    … then all of a sudden
    i found my cp

    1. taken unopened cp to the pawn shop and gotten money
    2. sold it
    3. given old phone to cousin and used new one to have phone upgrade

    i had one girl that got in a taxi and had no money
    i said how the fuck will you pay
    when i went down
    she was fighting verbally with the driver
    she wanted to give him her cp as a payment for the fare
    id told her i dont have enough cash, the atm didnt dispense
    i had just enough to cover her fare to like 10 pesos!!!
    fuck …
    theyre dickhead fucking morons
    who the fuck other than a moron would jump in a taxi then try and pawn your mobile phone to a driver for the fare

  3. Profile gravatar of Don Quixote
    Don Quixote

    Yep and try and give them a cheap fucking one.
    I use the cheapest one I can buy.
    No one ever tries to steal it, as a matter of fact they don’t even want to TOUCH IT, it might rub off on them.
    BUT THEY have to have the newest and Smartest.
    Its all about how they are perceived, we don’t give a fuck, they want to be the queen.
    Even if its just a FUCKING PHONE

  4. Profile gravatar of beameup

    I was living in AC (Balibago) near Margarita Station at that time, and cell phones were really beginning to be indispensable with the bar girls. I still have my Nokia from that time, the girls would put them in the top of their bra.

    1. Profile gravatar of Don Quixote
      Don Quixote

      Me too Scotty,
      Hard to get the batteries though, and they want more to fix it that it costs to buy another cheap one.
      Mine is 10 years old still working.

      1. Profile gravatar of Don Quixote
        Don Quixote

        You let the child bride pay for anything and they will argue , piss and moan if its her money.
        Id still be waiting to escape whilst she bitches about two pesos.
        Mine she just pays up and never Bitches

      2. Profile gravatar of FHPS

        Yep I noticed that standing on line and travelling across town to pick something up when a courier would LBC etc would have delivered it for same price.. Dumb.

        1. Profile gravatar of 30-30

          after saving 4 pesos celebrate,,,,,then run down to SM MOA and buy 10 hand bags and shoes,, pig out at a resto with selfies..,, buy 3 laptops, and cel fones,,,,

  5. Profile gravatar of Pinay Lover
    Pinay Lover

    Sounds like it was a made up story and something else actually happened. Filipina’s love the victim role. They will act like a lost pup just to get attention and get something out of you.

    If she actually did get raped and stabbed, holy fuck, that is one incredibly dumb person to just shake it off and cry over a phone. Shallow, shallow, shallow.

    1. Profile gravatar of Papasan
      Papasan Post author

      I first doubted the story as well. However, one of my regular customers coming almost every night to the bar was visiting her a couple of times in hospital. In addition I saw the scar from the stabbing. That story was real and not happened the first time. It happened once in a while that girls were raped on their way home after shift end. The rapist were mostly drunken Filipinos or under the influence of drugs. Why would a Kano rape a girl in AC? That would be like stealing free beer….

      1. Profile gravatar of Johnny

        Well, they actually put a US soldier in jail when a Filipina claimed she was raped by him.
        The guys life was all over the place in the embassy jail cell for like a couple of years. Then the girl recanted her story and he was free.
        “That would be like stealing free beer” Perfect saying.

        1. Profile gravatar of 30-30

          Yes, and she is in the USA now!! How do these morons from the mountains get into the States???? They can barely tie their shoelaces.
          Shoot me dead,, Al

          1. Profile gravatar of Sarah

            By using the only ass-et they have Al….their pussies. Coz nothing else between the ears and anywhere else really.

  6. Profile gravatar of Pinay Lover
    Pinay Lover

    Cell phone holds more value and provides better use to others.

    Her use was fucking all the time, talking on her phone, and facebooking. It’s no wonder the phone held so much more value, since it is not as useless!

      1. Profile gravatar of 30-30

        The Philippines = ”Why is it so complicated” by Avril Lavigne. She is a Canadian pop singer.

        If you ossies dont quit whining about Canada, I will ship Justin Beiber to down under,

        1. Profile gravatar of BLX2

          ” I will ship Justin Beiber to down under”, that is one nasty threat Al. First garbage to the flips, and now this, how low can you go? I think Al’s gone native.

          Avril Lavigne does a real creepy version of I’m Not In Love.

          1. Profile gravatar of BLX2

            @Don, I saw that after. Canada is really cleaning their shit up, I think GOD is sending me a sign, kids are close to the border, it’s Quebec, but what the hell. Coaticook here I come.

            P.S. You got Beiber, HAHAHAHAHAHA 🙂

  7. Profile gravatar of Don Quixote
    Don Quixote

    The reason its complicated is CONFUSION TO THE ENEMY.
    If we are fucked we cant fight back.
    Now about the BEEB .
    If you didn’t know we have got him already. NAHNAHNAHNA
    He recently joined an Australian Evangelical Church. HILLSONG, google it.
    They are godbotherers and tremblers of the highest order.
    AH the BEEB !!!!!!!!!!!!
    He must be giving up his BAD BAD OLE WAYS, shit.
    I figured another song relative to the failopoines
    I was prepared to kill the next flip who ,played that BABY BABY song in my presence again.
    I did not know Avril was a Kanuk, so two hotties I know of Shania Twain and Avril.

  8. Profile gravatar of 30-30

    Hello mike.
    Hockey is like every sport. they play like old women at the start of the season, but get livened up at the end when there is seriuos money involved.
    Do any of the Canucks on this site, remember Peter Pocklington. He owned the Edmonton Oilers and was a real crook.

    1. Profile gravatar of Mike

      A lot of us were wondering about your “football” or as we call it in the States soccer. When are they gonna start wearing tutu’s or start playing real football? Serious though we use to play some something like it in the navy but no rules. Watched some videos of legs getting broken in soccer though.

      1. Profile gravatar of

        No ofense Mike I really hate the American word soccer 😀

        In the other side, if we looking into sport, “soccer” will be more natural for filipinos than basketball based on their bodies. When football was still popular in Philippines, they actually got some good results. Now they playing basketball and getting beaten up by Poland (where almost nobody playing it). Poland at least have at one polish NBA player, how many filipinos can you find in NBA?

        Sometimes I watched Filipino league of football which look like a bunch of amateurs trying to kick to the ball. They talk a lot about one player which last name I think is Younghusband or something that have problems playing in english 3rd or 4th division. And they even promoting him as a big star…

  9. Profile gravatar of Mike

    Never figured the ex wife. Any time I took the truck into Canada and she knew she would always ask me to bring her back some Loonies.

  10. Profile gravatar of

    Would not admit to criminal activity online.

    You know the RP is tracking people online now like the USA?