Saved by Facebook
Well, not really but it was the beginning of the end. I became an idiot while I was in the PI last summer and fell for my 22 year old niece of my sister in law. Long story that you can read a bit about in my two stories “Stupid Lunch 1 and 2”. Anyway the girl put up a pretty pure front, and no, I didn’t have a cell phone and even if I did I do not even have facebook on my cell at home.
But, anyway, upon arriving stateside I friended her and started to explore her facebook pages, pictures and videos. Holy cow! The little slut! Laced with profanity, sexually explicit comments (including my favorite “sex is the only contact sport that is injury free”), thousands of selfies with “ain’t I cute” self-comments….and the videos! They were like watching her humping someone….Pictures of her in a bikini that had lots of comments by other dudes like “nice butt” that of course she left on there….I could go on and on.
Within days of my return we were fighting about all of it, including the selfies which I absolutely can’t stand. I know it is a common thing among young girls now, but even having friended my young adult aged kids, I hardly ever saw them. But then I started to notice. Almost all Filipinos do them, to the point that 90% of their sites are mostly just selfies. Then I found this site and the rest is history (my education about Filipinos began in earnest).
And btw, the little fling with the slutty girl ended soon after I arrived home…not soon enough I might add. And now she has been hacked, and her most recent message says: “Whoever hacked my facebook account! Fuck you!! Kaon paka tae . Estip”..Wish it was me, but I am not smart enough with technology to pull it off. Anyway, thought you folks would get a few chuckles out of this…Always check the facebook. You may be surprised at what you’ll see…..Published in