See this idiot? This is the moron that was driving that truck behind him.
See that car on the right? That’s my car..parked way off the street.
Ok…I’ve found a new realization on the stupidity of Manila. Already it was at Duhcon 2 at least…but, as usual, the Flip figures out how to up the ante just another notch more. What’s my new epiphany?
“If you own a car in Manila, you are more likely to have your car hit while it’s parked than when you’re actually driving it.”
4 years driving here. FOUR YEARS. Not one accident. Not because of them..hell no…every time I go out, it’s Satan’s obstacle course…a new circle of hell he’s testing out on the intelligent driver. But at the risk of being vain…I’m good…damn good. But there is absolutely jack shit I can do about stupid morons hitting my care WHILE IT’S PARKED!
So the story goes…I’m sitting on the side of the road..completely off the road. Not even close to the white lane line. Along comes one of those fucking 18 wheelers that have no business being on these streets to begin with, threading the needle on a space that’s obviously too fucking narrow for him, and CRUNCH! I hear the sound of his tires rubbing along side my entire driver’s side of the car. The side mirror gets banged forward all the way, and I have black scuff all over the driver’s side.
This makes twice in the past month or so that my car has been hit WHILE FUCKING PARKED ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET! I swear…you actually have to try to fuck up hard like that.
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