Now…I have lived here for a few years and and have grown accustomed to the mindless dumb fuckery that occurs on a day-to-day basis. After about 2 or 3 years, some of it becomes a good source of humor as I watch these blockheads bungle even the most menial tasks like a monkey trying to fuck a football. Like when a motorcycle enters the road without looking and bounces off of another bike-riding lummox sending them both tumbling to the ground. But sometimes I will see something that shocks me – even for this grouping of ancestrally-similar people (I refuse to call it a country).
When driving to work the other day I was stuck in traffic right in front of a construction project. There was a tagalog sign on the fence and one just like it every 20 feet or so – “Bawal Umihi Dito”. I have asked this question before and I doubt that I will ever get a real answer..but WHERE THE FUCK AM I and WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE that you have to hang signs telling them NOT to pee. Do these meatballs need that much guidance in their lives that they need to be told where NOT to pee???? Apparently this is an epidemic because standing right NEXT to the sign was some dude peeing in front of honking traffic. No shame in his game…not even a little bit. Then I got a little further down the road and there was a taxi with his hazards blinking – driver standing just inside the door (you guessed it) PISSING. I pulled into my development prepared to greet the security guard but he wasn’t there…he was FUCKING PISSING NEXT TO THE BOOTH. And this numbnuts had the audacity to wave as I drove by…and my dumbass waved back.
Only on this island – where the people are ancestrally-similar – must you put signs forbidding them to piss on your property. Apparently my dog has more sense…Published in