I know I’m gonna catch a lot of hell for this for talking shit behind my buddy’s back here on PFB, so lets keep this article between me and YOU ok? He doesn’t do much reading anyway, and he is so far behind in debt with me, I think I deserve to throw him a cyber slap in the face.
I wont say too much about my buddy, since he is my closest friend here in Philippines after all, but his actions lately have gone below the level of Filipino Stupidity that I find it blog-worthy, plus it’s relative to Philippines. My buddy really isn’t that bright and forgets pretty much everything you tell him. He is also married to a Filipina, who is actually quite bright. She is even smarter than he is most the time.
Well this buddy of mine has four kids, and they keep them busy around the clock. So what’s the cure to keeping the kids occupied and out of your hair? HIRE A NANNY. OK, so now they have this ‘live-in’ nanny who only gets paid 3,000php a month, which is like chicken-feed to us, and she is living in this luxury 4-bedroom 2-bathroom house, with new furnishings, and a brand new car. She is somewhat attractive, like a 7 out of 10. So she sees everyone living the high-life 24/7 while she is working for scraps.
My buddy’s wife tells him to stay away from the nanny because she knows she is very flirtatious. Well if you had an attractive nanny in her early 20s, and you wanted to make out with her, where would you do it?
Letter A) Take her to a nearby hotel
Letter B) Take her in your car and drive in a dark alley
Letter C) Take her to the movies and make out in the theater
Or Letter D) Make out with her in the dining room that is completely surrounded by mirror walls, which is next to the front door, with your 4 kids awake in broad daylight roaming around the house.
Well my buddy woke up Sunday morning to get some cereal, his wife was upstairs, and the nanny was right there in the kitchen, and guess fucking what? He chose letter D.
He totally got busted by one of the kids, and of course she told mommy. Now he is in a world of hell with his wife. Being their close friend, they told me the whole story.
OK, the stupid things I’m looking at here is;
1) If you knew that the nanny was flirtatious and hot, then why would you employ her? The wife wanted the nanny, my buddy was completely against having her there in the first place.
2) Why would you cheat on your wife in the kitchen with roaming security (kids) all over the place? Common sense dude! The average unfaithful married guy has enough sense to go downtown in one of these Red Light Districts to get lucky. I’m not saying anybody here should do that, but it’s less riskier than making out with your nanny in the kitchen when your wife and 4 kids are at home.
Of course the nanny has gotten beaten to a pulp and fired by the wife.
The moral of this story is, if you are stupid, and you know you are stupid. Don’t do stupid shit in Philippines, because Filipinos will find stupid ways to make your life a living hell if you get caught doing something stupid.
Philippine Fail + Foreigner Fail = Epic Fail
*Of course my buddy is going through some legal issue right now, but the conclusion is of nobody’s business, so don’t bother asking about it under this comment thread, I still have ‘SOME’ level of respect for my buddy’s privacy, but this portion I’m sharing is definitely blog-worthy*Published in