Stupidity…..innnnnn spaaaaacceeeee!!!

Oh yes.  Your worst nightmare has come true.  No longer content with fucking up the planet with stupidity, and in the face of overwhelming poverty that they refuse to address, the Failippines is now launching not one…but TWO satellites into space!  Don’t believe me?  I feel ya.  In a country where most of your mechanic “shops” are idiots walking around with tool belts waving you down for cheap window tint jobs, it’s hard to believe they’d get anything into space.  But they’re going to!  Here’s the news blurb to prove it:

MANILA, Philippines – The Philippines will launch its very own satellites into space in 2016 and 2017, the Department of Science and Technology (DOST) announced on Tuesday, March 10.

A government project dubbed the Philippine Scientific Earth Observation Micro-Satellite (PHL-Microsat) Program aims to send two micro-satellites into space to assist in disaster management programs, weather forecasting, agriculture, fisheries, forest protection, mining, and even the protection of cultural and historical sites, said Dr Joel Marciano, the program leader.

The first micro-satellite, PHL-Microsat-1, nicknamed Diwata, will be launched into space in 2016 from the International Space Station (ISS), a large, habitable satellite orbiting the Earth.

The second one, PHL-Microsat-2, will be launched in 2017. It has not been given a nickname yet.

Aside from the two satellites, a ground receiving station called the Philippine Earth Data Resources Observation (Pedro) Center will be established under the program.

To be built at the Subic Freeport in Zambales, the facility will receive the data and images captured by the satellites and process them into information that can then be disseminated to government agencies and used for public services.

A research laboratory to be based at the University of the Philippines Diliman will be tasked to develop improvements to the program. It will also have direct access to information processed by the ground receiving station.

The 3-year project will cost a total of P840.82 million ($19 million). Of this, P324.8 million ($7.3 million) will be shouldered by the Philippine government while P515.92 million ($11.6 million) will be shouldered by two Japanese universities, Tohoku University and Hokkaido University.

Funds from the Philippines have been programmed by the Department of Budget and Management until 2017, said DOST Undersecretary Rowena Cristina Guevara.

The two schools are currently training Filipino scientists and engineers to design and build the components of the micro-satellite and receiving station.

The Filipino scientists, through a government scholarship program, have been in Japan since October 2014, working on their masters degree which focuses on the development of the satellites.

The Tohoku and Hokkaido universities have rich experience in satellite programs. They developed Japan’s micro-satellite, Rising-2. Japan also benefits from one of the most advanced space research institutes in the world, its Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA).

What is a micro-satellite?

A micro-satellite is a small satellite typically with a mass of 10 to 100 kilograms. PHL-Microsat 1 and 2 will each have a mass of 50 kilograms and will traverse a Low-Earth Orbit – 400 to 420 kilometers from the ground – at a speed of 7 kilometers per second, said Marciano.

It will carry 3 main payloads or instruments used for measurement and detection.

A High Precision Telescope can help determine the extent of damage from disasters, like typhoons and volcanic eruptions. It can also monitor changes in cultural and natural heritage sites, like the Cordillera Rice Terraces or Mayon Volcano.

The Spaceborne Multispectral Imager with LCTF will be able to monitor changes in vegetation due to climate or pests. By assessing biomass, it will also be able to detect how healthy our oceans are which will help ensure fishing grounds are not overexploited.

A Wide Field Camera, meanwhile, will help scientists better observe cloud patterns and thus be able to more accurately predict weather disturbances.

Aside from these uses, the micro-satellites will aid in forestry management, wild fire management, and geography.

Before Diwata, the Philippines had control of two communication satellites Agila-1 and Agila-2. These satellites, which were privately-owned, were not capable of taking images. They were also built by foreigners and not Filipino scientists and engineers.

Savings for the gov’t

Diwata, once launched, is expected to pass 4 times a day over the Philippines, spending 6 minutes over the country per pass.

It will capture 900 images per pass, thus it can capture up to 3,600 images daily. It will then transfer the images to the ground station in Subic in speeds of up to 2.4 Mbps.

RECEIVING DATA. The ground receiving station to be established in Subic is likely to have a satellite receiving dish similar to this one

To some, purchasing two satellites may seem extravagant for a developing country, but Guevara says it is actually more economical given how much the government currently spends to buy satellite images.

The potential savings are a major reason for the government’s decision to embark on the program.

“Just to give you an idea, 30 minutes of satellite data costs P58 million ($1.3 million). We spend P2 billion ($45.1 million) a year to acquire satellite imagery. With our own satellite, we can get data 365 days a year and we can task the satellite to take a picture of a particular location,” she said.

The Japanese support the project because it will help aid in the Japanese-led initiative of establishing the Asian Microsatellite Consortium (AMC). The consortium already includes micro-satellites of Indonesia, Vietnam, and Thailand.

“We want to have better coverage. We can establish, one day, the common methodology and we can use it together. If we use separate type of sensors, we cannot share the data,” said Professor Yukihiro Takahashi of Hokkaido University’s Space Mission Center.

Data about the Philippines would help Japan and the consortium improve its ground evaluation. The Philippines, said Takahashi, is a very important country due to its geographic location, being a tropical country at the frontlines of typhoons from the Pacific Ocean.

Guevara said there is still no set month for Diwata’s launch and that, given the queue at the ISS, it is likely the date of the launch will only be scheduled a month before.

Launches of micro-satellites typically cost P57 to 75 million ($1.3 million-$1.7 million) per launch, she said.

The planned micro-satellites mark the country’s venture into space technology, with the goal of one day developing a full-fledged Philippine Space Agency. (READ: Is PH ready for liftoff?)

Is the government’s head in the clouds for even contemplating space projects given other humanitarian problems plaguing the Philippines?

Guevara begs to differ.

“Poverty alleviation is the reason why we are doing this. If we use the data from Diwata, it will tell us that you should plant this type of crop to increase productivity of farmers. If you save people from disaster, that is also poverty alleviation.”

Really?  Help poverty?  How about you take those millions of pesos and actually put them towards social welfare programs?  How about using it towards promoting actual small business that IS NOT an unregulated hole in the wall?

Seriously…the priorities these people have never cease to confuse the fuck out of me.

Published in Communication, Filipino Hypocrisy, Filipino Stupidity, Humor, Poverty


  1. Profile gravatar of Pinay Lover
    Pinay Lover

    A satellite to improve quality of life for the poverty stricken Filipino’s? Well, if it can build houses, clean streets, feed children, hand out contraceptives, teach proper education, create a booming economy, defend upcoming typhoons and eliminate the Catholic hypnosis God fearing brains of the Pinoy’s, than I think we are getting somewhere. But if it just takes some bloody pictures and floats around up there, wtf?

    I wouldn’t be surprised if they guide it into an oncoming US satellite by mistake, that’s if it even makes it into outer space.

  2. Profile gravatar of CGM@BGC
  3. Profile gravatar of snakebitbytheflip

    Methinks you will see a man on Mars before these satellites make it into orbit. This article does nothing more than serve to stroke the pride of these vermin, and anyone in the know will realize that it will never come to fruition. Knowing what I know about these gooks, the money allocated toward these satellites will instead end up in the pockets of corrupt flip politicians and the über-rich flip businessmen who own the politicians.

    As for helping the poor, all of on this forum know by now that the government does not give a flying fish about the poor (except during election time when they buy votes from them), with just about the only “humanitarian” assistance they give are “Operation Tuli Medical Missions” where young boys are sexually mutilated and then called men. Sigh….

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    which means it is going to rain soon American and russian satellite to ouer heads.
    if this tired elites move as the road traffic.
    houston we have a problem….
    the idiot hit me is not insured and can not pay for the damage ….

  5. Profile gravatar of L. "Dead Man Walking" K.
    L. "Dead Man Walking" K.

    i can see this being a fresh source of throw back corruption.

    They are going to drop hundreds of millions of pesos into this only for it to be canceled on the day the satellite is suppose to into orbit. With all the records to disappear. The people in charge will say “the project is up and running” while only retrieving free public data and photos from, google earth and nasa.

    The next pork barrel right here.