Well, in a country (albeit a poor excuse for a country) with people that will make any sane person from the West, with an I.Q. in the double digits at the least, go practically insane after dealing with the relentless stupidity, idiocy, and self-centered pridefulness, I would like to give you an opportunity to laugh.
(This is Part 1)
Q: How many flip jokes are there?
A: About 99 million, and multiplying like rabbits.
Q: No, seriously. How many flip jokes are there?
A: Only 3. The rest are true stories.
Q: What is the problem with flip jokes?
A: Flips are so prideful they do not think they are funny, and Westerners who know flips do not think they are jokes.
Q: How do you make a flip’s eyes sparkle?
A: Shine a light in its ear.
Q: How many flips does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. “Ohhh, it’s OK . . . I will live here in the dark . . . Que sra, sra . . . Bahala na . . . I guess it’s God’s will for me to live in the dark….”
Q: How are flips like Christmas lights?
A: They hang together, half of them don’t work, and the ones that do work are not very bright.
Q: Why can’t flip politicians be circumcised?
A: There’s just no end to those pricks.
Q: What are three ways that a flip will say “F— you!”?
A: 1: “Trust me!”
2: “I promise!”
3: “I will pay you back!”
Q: What do you call an intelligent person in the Philippines?
A: A tourist. Or an expat.
Q: What do you call a filp with an IQ of 25?
A: I don’t know. Nobody has ever found a flip who is that intelligent.
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were flips, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were flips, and they lived in a country with cold climate, what would Cheetah be?
A: A fur coat.Published in