Time To Laugh (Part 1)

Well, in a country (albeit a poor excuse for a country) with people that will make any sane person from the West, with an I.Q. in the double digits at the least, go practically insane after dealing with the relentless stupidity, idiocy, and self-centered pridefulness, I would like to give you an opportunity to laugh.

Enjoy 🙂

(This is Part 1)


Q:  How many flip jokes are there?

A:  About 99 million, and multiplying like rabbits.


Q:  No, seriously.  How many flip jokes are there?

A:  Only 3.  The rest are true stories.


Q:  What is the problem with flip jokes?

A:  Flips are so prideful they do not think they are funny, and Westerners who know flips do not think they are jokes.


Q:  How do you make a flip’s eyes sparkle?

A:  Shine a light in its ear.


Q:  How many flips does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  None.  “Ohhh, it’s OK . . . I will live here in the dark . . . Que sra, sra . . . Bahala na . . . I guess it’s God’s will for me to live in the dark….”


Q:  How are flips like Christmas lights?

A:  They hang together, half of them don’t work, and the ones that do work are not very bright.


Q:  Why can’t flip politicians be circumcised?

A:  There’s just no end to those pricks.


Q:  What are three ways that a flip will say “F— you!”?

A:  1:  “Trust me!”

     2:  “I promise!”

     3:  “I will pay you back!”


Q:  What do you call an intelligent person in the Philippines?

A:  A tourist.  Or an expat.


Q:  What do you call a filp with an IQ of 25?

A:  I don’t know.  Nobody has ever found a flip who is that intelligent.


Q:  If Tarzan and Jane were flips, what would Cheetah be?

A:  Circumcised.


Q:  If Tarzan and Jane were flips, and they lived in a country with cold climate, what would Cheetah be?

A:  A fur coat.

Published in Filipino Stupidity


  1. Profile gravatar of Richard aka Dick Head
    Richard aka Dick Head

    Q: To a Flip, what’s the similarity between a credit card and a driving permit.

    A:They are both licenses. The former is a license to spend more than what you can afford and the latter is a license to drive a motor vehicle.

  2. Profile gravatar of FAFI

    I take it that all of these are true stories…. Fucking hilarous! You totally ruined Christmas for me this year, I can’t look at Christmas lights the same ever again! LOL

    The ‘3 Fuck Yous’ joke (or true story) was the best on to me 🙂

    I had my laugh for the day, thanks.

  3. Profile gravatar of 30-30

    i seen yesterday, a trapo put up a cheap tent on a busy 2 way street maybe for some stupid exercise of a trapo… it will be there for days
    i wondered why there was so traffic on my street.. i see where it was coming from..the tent was diverting traffic to my street..ONLY IN THE PHILS. it is election year
    if that was in my country i would bust it down