Hey everybody, excuse my short absence. I’ve recently been away from the blog because I THOUGHT I knew somebody who I could share my experiences with in person, but being that this person was a Filipina, I was inevitably wrong.
Before I continue on, this female I’m writing about has strictly told me at one time not to write about her on this blog, but by not mentioning any names or bringing up any specifics about her, this mystery woman could really be about anybody, so I’m not violating her privacy in this matter. Besides, my promise (never promised her anyway) to a friend expires when the friendship expires.
Alright, it’s time to start things off. Wouldn’t it be great to FINALLY have somebody who you can share all your negative Philippine experiences with in person while staying in the Philippines? Having someone who reminded you the feeling of being at home. On top of that, having someone being able to accurately answer your questions as to why some things here in the Philippines are so messed up and ass-backwards. Well lately I thought I’ve found that person, but of course to be able to provide the perfect answers of the Filipino society, one must be a Filipino themselves.
Without going into detail, this certain Filipina was the ideal companion that any foreigner would want. Especially when having nearly most things in common with this individual. Now is this all too good to be true? Yeah you are damn right! Apparently there is some type of limitation embedded in some Filipinas that makes it universally impossible for some of them to be socially attractive to some outsiders. I’m using the word ‘some’ because I am aware that not ‘ALL’ Filipinas are culprits to this kind of behavior pattern, but in my case THIS ONE is.
This Filipina, who I had displayed every friendly attribute towards; kindness, concern, initiative, trust, respect, affection, sacrifice, honesty, and emotional security, turned out to not be the type of Filipina I want to associate with due to her serious subliminal anger issues. It’s no secret that most Filipinos are idiots, and I’m not taking back what I said about this girl, she really is fucking smart, but it seems like all that ‘STUPID’ energy that was suppose to lay dormant inside of her, has been converted into ‘ANGER’ energy. That’s what it is, her stupidity has been substituted for anger, and we are already aware of the extremely high levels of stupidity that lies in most Filipinos. Well try dealing with someone with extremely high levels of anger within a Filipina, the magnitude of this anger is unbelievable!
Ok, I’m going to quit bullshitting around and say EXACTLY what happened, without revealing any details as to who I’m talking about. We planned to go out drinking through text messaging. She is one of those very ‘SPECIFIC’ type of people, and I don’t know too much about Philippines, yet I’ve been required to pick the destination every time. Besides my local area, all I really know is Malate and Makati. She values discreteness, so local bars were out the question, we already tried Malate (as mentioned in my most previous article), so I said ‘MAKATI.’ Being specific, she asks me WHERE in Makati. Well I don’t know the names or landmarks of Makati, I just know that whenever I jump in a taxi and say ‘Makati,’ I get taken to the same bar district almost every time. I tried to research the name of that bar district by searching for keywords “Makati Bars” and came up with “Burgos Street.” So I told her Burgos street. Somewhere in that text conversation, she found a few bad jigsaw pieces, and managed to piece them together to create one big HATE PUZZLE. So things went downhill from there.
So out of no where, she ended up getting all pissy and wont mention why. Trying to apologize to her relentlessly as sincere as possible, and offering to talk it out was all denied too. It’s like EVERYTHING I’ve been through with this girl was immediately forgotten, and the little bit of EVIL she saw has been tenfold. On the contrary, it was all “PLANNING,” and no “ACTION” has been carried out. But she catches a huge orgasm in getting angry, so it was like trying to reason with the HULK. An event similar to this happened last week through email, but after clarifying it to her in person what she had misinterpreted, everything was all good.
Oh well, I can’t deal with idiot Filipinas, and I can’t deal with Filipinas who had redistributed their stupidity for hate, anger, and repulsion. Bad enough I deal with stupidity in public here on a daily basis, but having someone like that around makes me need this blog even more.
This may not be a “Philippine Fail” experience, since it’s more like a “My Fail” experience for ever thinking that a Filipina could ever be a best friend and talking about “Philippine Fail” experiences with her, but being here in the land of unpredictable experiences, ANYTHING could happen.Published in