Is anyone else out there as TOTALLY FED UP with idiot Pinoys asking for Christmas gifts as I am? Sometimes it’s the gentle reminder style, “It’s Christmas time sir, don’t forget your gifts for me!” I am not kidding, 98% of every fucking Pinoy I know has asked for Christmas gifts from me, under the assumption I have completely forgotten what time of year it is.
Is it a fucking Filipino tradition to be that blatantly rude at Christmas time? I gotta tell ya, when I was a kid, and my mother heard me asking for a gift from someone, she certainly would have smacked me upside the head and told me to mind my manners!
I can’t think of anything more rude than to ask someone for a gift. Oh they say, “just kidding”, but you know they’re not. They have every intention of planting the seed in your head to be sure to get them a christmas gift. They’re not kidding. Even though they claim to be kidding.
For all you stupid-ass rude Filipinos….here is the definition of “gift”:
A gift is something that is given by the giver because he wants to give. A gift is not owed, it’s not an obligation. And the whole gift-giving tradition is derived from the “three wise men” who came to the baby jesus with gifts of gold, frankensense, and murr. Did they bring the gifts because the baby jesus asked for them??? NO! They brought them of their own accord, without being asked, because they wanted to give. Don’t you think you should FOLLOW THAT EXAMPLE? Especially if you claim to “Follow Jesus”.
I cannot think of anything more fucking inappropriate and rude than to put someone on the spot and ask them for christmas gifts. But then again, that’s just more Filipino stupidity and rudeness for you!
I just come right out and tell them, “Didn’t your mother teach you manners? Don’t you know it’s rude to ask for Christmas gifts? Well unfortunate for you, I am an Atheist, I do not observe religious holidays or traditions (not that asking for gifts ever was part of the Christmas tradition, but leave it to the stupid fucking Pinoy to fuck that up too with rudeness and stupidity).
I REALLY HATE THIS TIME OF YEAR. Call me Ebenezer Scrooge, I’ll admit to it. I just really fucking hate KKKreischtmazz time. I count the days till it’s passed, and some semblance of routine can return.
I can’t stand the gangs of children sent out by their parents to go to people’s gate and scream at the top of their lungs what is barely recognizable as a christmas song, and call it Caroling, and you have to give them money just so they’ll SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Don’t get me wrong, I DO give money to those that I see ACTUALLY SPENT SOME TIME AS A GROUP to rehearse and come up with something pleasant and entertaining. I also give to those who have spent time perfecting a talent with a musical instrument. I am all for giving to those who OBVIOUSLY DID SOME WORK. If it’s entertaining, I want to pay for it.
But gangs of children screaming out of beat, out of timing, get my complete ignore mode. Fuck off kiddies!Published in