So you wanna visit the Philthappines? Watch this movie first….

First of all, I really wish I knew what I was getting into before I made the mistake of trying to help those vermin in the Turd of the Orient.¬† Here it is, 8 years later, and I have nothing but regret—the biggest regret having been getting married to one of those gooks.

Well, in an effort to help prevent other Westerners from making the same mistake I made, I would like any prospective visitor or humanitarian worker to watch the following movie, for it provides a most accurate description of the kind of people you will be dealing with.

Although the movie “Idiocracy” is a fictional description of what the world will be like 500 years from now, anyone who has ever been to the Land of Imbeciles would know that the Philthappines is an “idiocracy” that is here and now.


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  1. Profile gravatar of Marius O.
    Marius O.

    That movie is an all-time classic. I’m 100% convinced the Mike Judge based the whole thing on The Failippines, possibly after a shitty holiday there. It’s just too, too close to be a coincidence. I wonder if a Filipino watched it he’d recognise his own country, and if he did, would he consider the implications? Or would he just jump around the room, scream about foreign racists, and empty two magazines into the TV?

  2. Profile gravatar of FAFI

    I totally do love this post man and I agree with you about it 100%, but I’m quite certain that this discussion was already brought up before as an article or comment on this blog before (which is why I watched it in the first place). But that’s alright, hearing about this a second time only proves the realism of how this movie relates to Philippines.

    I do feel somewhat content that I am smarter than the majority of the population here with this superior intelligence. But I feel that it’s turning me into an arrogant asshole, which is something I’ve been trying to avoid, because I know it wont be that way when I get back home. For the mean time, I will just bask in the glory of being more; intellectually, financially, morally, and logically superior than my surroundings. It’s only on this rare occasion when i feel like a fucking god/king. So how are you other gods doing out there?

  3. Profile gravatar of natron

    Back in the 80’s I had no less than 5 women come to my house and claim I was the father of their new baby, offering me to hold it, while I tried to explain what a vasectomy 10 years before meant. BTW a couple of them I had never met before. My first flip wife ended up marrying 4 men simultaneously, I wrote her off, got a legal divorce and married another flip again after 10 years and STILL got burned. A male Filipino friend said “What happened, when Filipinos marry its a partnership”, I told him, “When a Female Flip marries a foreigner, its a financial investment, pussy for money, if the investment turns out sour, they move on to another investor.”