Water Pressure Filogic

Water. Life cannot exist without it. 70% of our bodies are comprised of it. We need it to bath ourselves, wash our clothes, flush the shit down our toilets, and so many more daily uses. It is delivered to millions of homes in every modern city and town worldwide every day, all day, without fail. Except in Philippines. They can’t even get that right.

It’s just another one of those old technologies which today is not hard to do. Except in Philippines. What a bunch of sorry pathetic idiots.

Let’s just look at the obvious. Essentially, the water company’s SOLE PURPOSE is to make water go from the source to your home through a network of pipes using pumps. In today’s world, this is pretty fucking easy engineering. But not in Philippines. Why? They’re uncaring, ignorant, stupid idiots with no balls, and no brains.

Have you ever been made to feel like maybe you’re insane when you call the water company to complain there is no pressure? I have. I called the water company the other day to complain that for the past week, there is no water pressure at night, and there isn’t any water pressure right now.

Here’s the response I got: “Well sir, there is no problem, the pressure is normal”.

Aaahhh ok! Then I must be crazy. I must be soaking wet right now but only imagining that I am dry. When I stood under the shower and turned on the water, I only imagined that no water came out, when in fact, water must have come out and I must really be soaking wet, but only imagining that I’m dry and only imagined that no water came out because the idiot at the water company said everything is fine. I must be insane.

I don’t think so.

After saying that to the Filipino idiot on the phone, then he says, “Well maybe a lot of people are using the water right now.” (As if that’s a valid reason???)

Well wouldn’t that indicate that your system is inadequate if it cannot supply enough pressure to the community? Certainly it would, but I don’t believe that was the case. I continued to explain to him that for an entire month, there was not one time the pressure was low. But it just so happens that for the past week, every night, there has been NO PRESSURE at night.

Wouldn’t that indicate there is a problem on their end? They showed for an entire month of perfect pressure that their system can supply consistent pressure, then all of a sudden, no pressure at night for a week.

Filogic. It’s the Filipino way of thinking. It means NO LOGIC. It’s just another example of the Filipino way. Blame the customer for their complaint, deny any problem without even considering there might be a problem, then make mindless excuses that even a 7 year old child could see how stupid of an excuse that is.

More blatant, idiotic Filipino stupidity and ignorance.

Anyway, after showing how badly that idiot dumbshitted all over himself, immediately pressure returned and has been fine for the past 2 days since. Obviously there WAS a problem and they fixed it. It’s just too bad they think that the general public can’t tell if water is coming out of their shower or not and try to deny a problem that a 2 year old can recognize.

It’s really sad that you have to shame them into getting off their stupid lazy fucking ass and actually do their fucking ¬†job.

My god, such fucking idiots.

Published in Blatant Stupidiy, Filipino Customer Service, Filipino Stupidity, Utility Companies


  1. Bill Taylor

    This blog is spot-on. I have come to the very same conclusions as you have: Filipino people are extremely stupid, outrageously incompetent, inherently lazy and completely uninterested in truly bettering themsleves or their situation. I am absolutely appalled at how worthless Filipino people generally are as I have spent the past year in a place where there are a lot of Filipinos living here. You cannot rely on a Filipino to do something competently and conscientiously no matter how mindless and easy a given task or job may be. I have never experienced feelings of such disdainful disregard of an entire people as I have after living in a place with a bunch of Filipinos. The sad part is that Filipinos are completely oblivious to how fucked up they are and are quick to blame everything and everybody else except themselves: not surprising since Filipinos tend to have the mentality of an 8 year old child.

    Please keep up your insightful entries and observations. I agree wholeheartedly with what you write and it needs to be said. It is disheartening and demoralizing living in a place where there are so many Filipinos given how they behave and function.

    1. Profile gravatar of heyjoe

      Bill Taylor has described the Filipino perfectly. I’m sure we all agree 100 %. Not a day goes by that I am not reminded how stupid and deceitful these fucking assholes are.