Welcome to the “Easy Button”!

You know, I think we all try to find that special someone here against all odds.  We date and date and date, and even marry.  Somehow, though, we only find duds and idiots.  Wouldn’t it be great if there was a quick and easy way to filter them out to find that rare bird in the land of dodos?

Fret not!  Now there IS a way!  Say hello to……the Flipeasy Button!

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That’s right!  Now you can filter out all of those unwanted drones and idiots with the simple push of a button, letting you focus on the rare few that somehow got injected with a clue.  How does it work, you ask?  Well, that’s easy.  When you’re out on a date with a prospective flip, just simply take out our device and press the button.  It’s that easy!  Our patented technology broadcasts a clear and simple question:

“So….what do you think about Duterte and the extrajudicial killing?”

Then all you have to do is sit back, finish your drink, and then get up and leave.  Your prospective Flip date will probably still be going on and on about how good killing the bad, bad drug users is while you disappear far away from the stupidity.  No more spending endless hours trying to explain common sense and humanity to those who can’t comprehend it. Your life….made easy.

Let their stupidity work for you!  Order now!  Non-Flip operators are standing by to take your order.

Published in Blatant Stupidiy, Delusional Filipino, Humor

Comments

  1. Profile gravatar of Random Numbers
    Random Numbers

    I couldn’t copy/paste the caption on the picture, the picture is Sen. Leila Delima, and the caption reads:

    VOTE NOW: We need 1M Shares To Remove Sen. Leila Delima As A Senator Of Republic Of The Philippines

    OFW GLOBAL MOVEMENT Supports President Rody Duterte with Neo Popa and 35 others.Like Page
    July 13 ·
    SURVEY po tayo.. Supportahan nyo ba ang panawagan mag Resign si Delima?.. YES? o NO?

    1 like = 1 vote
    1 comment = 1 vote
    1 share = 10 vote

    Need your Vote badly, salamat po..

    Apparently they believe that a facebook campaign can remove a sitting senator. Quaint, aren’t they?

    1. Profile gravatar of Newq
      Newq

      Funny. And for them to do something like that in the first place really shows their delusional fanaticism for this person, almost to the level of the North Koreans toward the Kim Jongs. But I understand the North Koreans’s blindness being a case of brainwash (granted, they have brains to wash, with an average IQ of 106). This one may seem like a comical self-imposed brainwash but really it is a case of fanaticism based on how their great leader’s thought processes happen to be so similar to theirs. The more you can relate to someone the more you like them. That’s the only way you can wrap your head around it

  2. Profile gravatar of Newq
    Newq

    Funny. And for them to do something like that in the first place really shows their delusional fanaticism for this person, almost to the level of the North Koreans toward the Kim Jongs. But I understand the North Koreans’s blindness being a case of brainwash (granted, they have brains to wash, with an average IQ of 106). This one may seem like a comical self-imposed brainwash but really it is a case of fanaticism based on how their great leader’s thought processes happen to be so similar to theirs. The more you can relate to someone the more you like them. That’s the only way you can wrap your head around it

  3. Profile gravatar of Pinay Lover
    Pinay Lover

    Whey didn’t you supply this button before I got involved with Filipino logic! why!?

    Sometimes I would be happy with the button blowing myself up so I don’t have to deal with the insanity of it all!