You know, I think we all try to find that special someone here against all odds. We date and date and date, and even marry. Somehow, though, we only find duds and idiots. Wouldn’t it be great if there was a quick and easy way to filter them out to find that rare bird in the land of dodos?
Fret not! Now there IS a way! Say hello to……the Flipeasy Button!
That’s right! Now you can filter out all of those unwanted drones and idiots with the simple push of a button, letting you focus on the rare few that somehow got injected with a clue. How does it work, you ask? Well, that’s easy. When you’re out on a date with a prospective flip, just simply take out our device and press the button. It’s that easy! Our patented technology broadcasts a clear and simple question:
“So….what do you think about Duterte and the extrajudicial killing?”
Then all you have to do is sit back, finish your drink, and then get up and leave. Your prospective Flip date will probably still be going on and on about how good killing the bad, bad drug users is while you disappear far away from the stupidity. No more spending endless hours trying to explain common sense and humanity to those who can’t comprehend it. Your life….made easy.
Let their stupidity work for you! Order now! Non-Flip operators are standing by to take your order.Published in