So here I sit with slight headache and listening to the neighbors 4 dogs throw a fit over the slightest thing that last for hours. So bear with me.
As you all know, we had Cignal satellite installed along with PLDT Home DSL and here’s what has been going on. It took Cignal three weeks to install what they said would do in 2 weeks max and when they did the signal box upstairs, it would not work, another week to get them to correct that. Now we have 2 boxes connected to 2 tvs connected to the same dish. The tv downstairs never lost signal. So all fine, for a while. Then last month signal stopped on both tvs for about three weeks, yes we paid our bill. But it seems Cignal did not pay their bill.
Now we get tv back after about 3 weeks and all fine right? WRONG!! Saturday I walk upstairs to watch the news, turn tv on and all fine for about 5 minutes when signal box shuts off all channels again but the tv downstairs still getting the the cable channels. As of this post still no tv upstairs. Try to figure that one out if you can.
You all know that we have always had a maid or two working for us around the house. No, not a hooker like some would hire. So wife talking on phone about son’s birthday and stays where and what we will do in front of the maid. Later maid outside when wife walks out without maid noticing. Maid was on the phone to her tribe telling them not to go anywhere because son’s birthday was coming up and we were going to such and such. She told them to stay close to house because she was inviting them to go with us. Did she ask wife or me? No, just got on the phone and sent out invites. This last Saturday was maids time off and we were planning on taking a trip to another island for two days. Wife said not to tell the maid because she gets jealous when we go somewhere and do not take her. It gets better.
Mom in law cannot get around very well so maid stays with her when we are gone. If we go on a trip and do not take maid she throws a tempo with mom in law, refuses to do what she is told and so forth. She even refuses to cook for our son. I suspect wife will be looking for a new maid soon and she asked me about it. So I gave my 2 cents worth, “This maid is butt ugly. Get one that pretty and sexy. At least I have some eye candy. Don’t hire a hooker.” That’s not my cup of tea and I’ll leave them to the truly desperate, my gift to VD research.
Friday we did go to a resort so to relax when a big busted pinay walked past our table with a kid. Who cares. But in the pool is a Kano and the pinay changes into a sexy bathing suit and starts swimming around him showing off her breasts. He leaves the pool and goes to stretch out on a lawn chair pool side when she goes over by him still in pool and shaking breasts. She leaves the pool and I go get in when she shows up again and starts swimming around me flashing cleavage and such. Yes, she was the type of woman certain members brag about getting. Wife did have some choice words for her which she pretended not to hear. No, wife did not try to get her for me THANK GOD!!
Back to the Kano that was in the pool. He said he was from Chicago and arrived at the beginning of July and leaving at the end of the month. He said he came her to meet a pinay and yes she brought the tribe with them to the resort. He said rooms were costing him $12,000 USD a night for the whole tribe. Maybe he got pesos and dollars mixed up. Then within 5 minutes he’s is telling us, perfect strangers that his dad died and left him $2 million in life insurance and a couple more in stocks and bonds. He went on to say his monthly income was $8,000 which he was working to make $10,000 a month then retire. Now if he told wife and me all this within 5 minutes then you know he told the pinay. Anyone else see a problem yet? He said after he left the philippines he was flying to HK to meet another girl. Anyone want to bet it’s a pinay?
Wife and I talking more and trying to warn him about somethings that go on I was informed that filipinos are the most honest people he has ever met. Anything wife said fell on deaf ears. Odds are that the pinay is pushing for marriage before he leaves. He was also talking about going to Davao because it was the safest city in Asia. Told wife to watch news for an American from Chicago getting arrested or killed, missing atm card of course.
I have decided that I will open a new business that caters to the walls and gates that most houses here have. In this thread you will see one of the designs I offer. Be advised I do not take hookers as payment, cash only. The fish smell and creamy liquid comes with additional charges. Yes, it’s a shameless joke at someone else’s expense and hope it will not be the last.
Been thinking about each time I write an article at the end ask a question for your consideration. So Here we go. We all know filipinos can never ever be on time for anything. So how in the hell do the actors and singers get thier lines in on time?