We all know that Pinoys hate foreigners. We come here and do the unthinkable….treat their women with respect. It doesn’t always mean those women know how to handle that respect, as much as they enjoy it, but we do it nevertheless. So what’s a poor Pinoy to do when the foreigners have all the good women? Well, what any other date-deficient man does….jerk it to online porn.
But soon, that won’t even be possible. The DOJ has decided that ALL porn is kiddie porn. Kids are just getting exposed to sex too much and too soon, they say. Might I point out that this is the same government that just barely passed a law to teach kids about their bodies, and why underage sex is bad? And if you have to have sex, here’s some free condoms to reduce all those pesky unwanted pregnancies?
But, as usual, the PH government can’t help but go with the most heavy-handed solution possible, never looking further than the next 5 minutes. And so they’re working to implement a new filter at the ISP level to block all porn in the Philippines. That’s right. It won’t even come to your phone, let alone your home computer.
Now, if you knew me better, you’d know that I’m a firm believer that we all be animals. We all have our special needs, and if we can’t get it at home, guess where we’re going to go? To one of the millions of women here that think they landed a handsome foreigner for marriage. Wrong. And if that well ever ran dry, then I imagine that Angeles City is going to end up being the new foreigner capital of the Philippines.
So, by extension, if the men in this country can’t get a little private satisfaction, then there’s going to be targets on a lot of Filipina’s vaginas. And since they’re not exactly bright around here when it comes to wrapping it up, or taking responsibility for those little bundles of “whups!”, the PH government is going to get a huge increase in future OFW’s (yay! remittances!)
As much as the overkill in judgement befuddles my mind, what strikes me as even more bizarre is why it never occurs to them to actually FIX THE FUCKING PROBLEM THAT’S CAUSING THE KIDDIE PORN TO HAPPEN HERE! You know…like creating jobs to lessen the amount of poverty stricken families selling sex time with their kids…or…OR….making some examples out of those Filipino “fraternities” that are not only profiting from it, but actually teaching parents how to do it?
But that requires brains and money spent on manpower. Can’t have that. Let’s go the cheapest route possible to do the job for us by making everyone suffer unilaterally. But, being intelligent people from first world countries, we know something that these twits just can’t figure out.
There’s nothing like a repressed catholic girl now, is there? Go git ’em, boys!Published in